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'Number 5'
It was 4:30 Pm at the PPHT and since it wasn't a particularly busy week, House decided to sit with the patients to talk and insult them; there wasn't anything good on TV anyway. It was also a good hiding place from Cuddy because this was the last place she was expecting him to be.
After making fun of a few patients and scaring some children he checked his watch. 'Oh come on!' thought House, 'only 4:45.' He then spotted an old man sitting by himself on a bench and decided to hide there, less any nurse come and see him.
'Hello, nice day isn't it, what are you here for?' asked House with a fake nice 'reserved for old men' voice.
'Hi, I've just got a spot of diarrhea, just want to get some medication for it' answered the old man.
"Dr Gregory House, please report to Miss Cuddy's office right away?"
Said a voice over the speakers.
House decided to stay put. "Hmmm just 10 minutes to go before I finish my shift, just have to sit here until 5:00" thought House.
"Dr House, please report to Cuddy's office"
5 min later…
"House, get your hide over here right now or its clinic duty for a week!"
By that time, House was long gone.
"Nice man he was" thought the old man, "went to look for that Dr House to tell him that Dr Cuddy wants him, young fella's aren't so bad nowadays."
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