Colonel Hogan's Neighborhood (to the tune of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood)
By: Diane Maher
It's a beautiful day in Stalag 13,
A beautiful day in Stalag 13,
Would you escape?
Could you escape?
I have always wanted to live in a Stalag barracks just like you
I've always wanted to live in a Stalag barracks, with you
So, let's make the most of this beautiful day,
Since we're together, we might as well say,
Would you escape?
Could you escape?
Won't you be my fellow prisoner?
Won't you please?
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my fellow prisoner.