I do now own "Inuyasha" or any of the characters in this story.
"I Have A Question..."
"Um... Inuyasha?"
"What, Kagome?"
"I have a question..."
"What, for me?"
"Yeah..."
"What is it?"
"Well, I don't really know how to ask..."
"Just go ahead and ask me."
"Mmm... No, never mind it."
"Quite beating around the bush and ask me already!"
"No, you'll think it's stupid."
"No I won't. Just ask me!"
"I'm afraid to."
"Why?!"
"You'll get mad."
"I'll get mad if you don't ask me."
"Not as mad as you'll be if I ask you."
"Will you please just hurry up and ask me?!"
"Fine... What kind of... Never mind."
"Keep going! You were half way there!"
"I've changed my mind. I don't need to know."
"ASK ME!"
"No."
"ASK ME NOW!"
"No!"
"Will you please just ask him?!"
"Keep out of this Miroku!"
"I wanna know what you were gonna ask him now!"
"Shippo, be quiet!"
"Come on, just ask him already!"
"Sango, please!... Uh, alright! I'll ask!... Um, Inuyasha?"
"Yes?"
"I've always wondered..."
"YES?"
"Would you tell me..."
"YYYEEEESSSS!?"
"..."
"..."
"... You have really nice, long hair. What kind of shampoo do you use?"
"..."
"... What?"
"THAT WAS IT!?"
"Yes! Oh, see?! I knew you'd think it was stupid."
"I do think it's stupid!... But because of the trouble I've gone through to get you to ask me, I use Herbal Essence."
"Oh... Okay, just wondering. Thanks."
"No problem."
THE END
AUTHOR'S NOTE: P.S. I don't own Herbal Essence shampoo, either.