I've been trying for so long to come up with a good FMA storyline! This one finally came to mind...enjoy!

"HAVOC, FUERY, BREDA! I need you to go to the first library and bring me as much information on philosopher Komaki Take as humanly possible! If they ask any questions, tell them I sent you!"

"Yes sir!"

Colonel Roy Mustang leant back importantly in his comfortable chair and surveyed his miniature kingdom. Yes...Everything was running smoothly for once. With the Fullmetal brat out of the way, things went along much easier. Lieutenant Hawkeye was stood at the desk to the right of the Colonel, sorting through a vast pile of papers, no doubt being as efficient as usual.

"This is the life, Lieutenant! All the guys are working properly and not a problem in sight! This is indeed a man's army!" The Colonel clicked his fingers and lit a small flame to amuse himself while Hawkeye looked on.

"Yes, Colonel." She smiled to herself.

*

The piles of books were innumerable, thickly bound volumes, files three pages long, wait...was that a manga volume?! ... 'Nabari No Ou'? What was that doing in Central's files to be copied out? Sheska sighed. There were more books to be sifted through than she had anticipated. Suddenly a sharp tap at the door snapped her to her senses; she stood and called 'enter'. Through the door walked Hawkeye, she held a look of officialdom evident from the expression on her face.

"Ah! Lieutenant! How can I help you?!" Sheska could not deny that she admired Hawkeye for her steadfast determination, but also for her confidence.

"I have something I need you to do, Sheska, but it must be kept a secret from all male officers. Do you understand?" Hawkeye's solid gaze incited fear into Sheska, so she agreed.

"What do you need me to do?" She questioned.

"Not just you, I've asked Lieutenant Maria Ross to pass on the message to all female officers as well." What could she possibly be talking about..? Hawkeye walked over to Sheska and leant over her ear to whisper something.

"He said WHAT?!" Hawkeye nodded, and continued...

"Can you complete this mission?"

"Of course I can! I will do all I can to help! I will pass the message along to anyone concerned! Thank you for this opportunity to show my confidence, Lieutenant!" Sheska saluted, as Hawkeye thanked her and left smiling, saying;

"I have every confidence in you, Sheska-san!" As Hawkeye strode confidently down the corridor, pausing a brief moment to check that her blond hair was still pinned up neatly, she thought to herself... 'A man's army, huh? We'll see about that...'

*

Roy Mustang woke up bright an early that morning, stretched his hands above his head, washed and dressed for the busy day's work that sat ahead of him. His desk would not doubt be littered with paperwork. He left his apartment, snapping the door shut behind him and walked to central's head office in the sunshine. As he neared the building and both citizens and military members became more numerous, a glorious feeling filled his heart...What was this?!

"Hold on a second!" Mustang grinned maliciously. "My dream has come true!" All around him, every female member of the military was wearing...MINISKIRTS! He put his hands on his hips and laughed aloud to himself. "TODAY SHALL BE A GLORIOUS DAY!" ...suddenly a picture crossed his mind...Lieutenant Hawkeye...hmm...?

*

Sergeant Brosh rushed around the corridors...

"Has anyone seen Lieutenant Ross?!" He asked urgently. Everyone was ignoring him...WHY?!

"Hey! Brosh!" It was Havoc. "Why're you looking for Ross?" He asked, moving forward but at the same time looking around him, also noticing the vast number of colleagues who were ignoring those near them...

"The Elric brothers are back in central tomorrow and we have to meet them off the train again! I just wanted to notify her."

"Oh." Havoc paused. "Is it me or is no one talking to each other?"

"Yeah...It's wierd..." Both Sergeant and Lieutenant looked around them for some sort of clue... "...Is it me or...are all the female officers ignoring the male ones?" Brosh asked uncertainly.

"And is it me or...are all the male officers ignoring everything but the female one's......legs?" Havoc guessed out loud.

"But why aren't we affected by this miniskirt parade!" Brosh called out, confused.

"It is simple my friend! BECAUSE WE ARE BREAST LOVING MEN! No seductive legs can get the better of us!" Brosh flushed scarlet.

"But I don't understand...why are they doing this?!" He asked awkwardly.

"I have no idea!" Havoc called importantly "But we should notify the Colonel immediately!" He grinned to himself and lit a cigarette with a flick of his lighter. "I wanna see his goofy face, after all...He's a thigh man!"