A/N: To my killjoy readers following my updates, I'm sorry this isn't a killjoy fic. I really need a break from the killjoy series. I will finish Desolation Row when I can and I'll get back to The Kids From Yesterday after a little break. For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Welcome to my first attempt at a Doctor Who fic. It takes place just after the Wedding of River Song. Let me know your thoughts in the reviews. Enjoy.

"So, where to first?" The Doctor asked as he spun around the consol of the TARDIS. River Song sat in the over-stuffed chair just beside the stairs in admiration.

"You tell me… you're the one busting me out of prison." She smiled. He flopped down beside her as the TARDIS hummed.

"Oh come on! It's our honeymoon. I couldn't let you spend the first night of our honeymoon sitting in a prison cell. What kind of husband would I be?" He smiled back, wrapping an arm around her.

"A boring one." River sighed. The Doctor shot up from the chair and began messing with all the bells and whistles.

"Exactly! Nobody likes a boring anything!" He turned to her and pointed at her quickly.

"Especially a boring honeymoon! Now, what do you wanna see?" He asked putting his arms out as he circled the consol.

"We could go and visit Space Hawaii." He said putting a finger to his lips as he paced. "Or the diamond planet just outside of the Earth's solar system, mind you though that you'll need a strong pair of sun glasses. Shiny planet. Oh, and the coliseums of Zooldilbee…" He paused and shook his head. "Never mind Zooldilbee, I owe a man a goat there…." He turned to find River staring silently.

"Do you ever stop moving about?" she sighed with a grin. The Doctor paused for a second.

"Not if I can help it." He chuckled adjusting his bowtie. He turned again and pulled some more leavers. The TARDIS began making a few odd sounds here and there.

"Well, where are we now?" River asked standing up and pulling the screen where she could see it.

The Doctor focused on the consol as a loud grinding started.

"Currently, we are in deep space, just outside the Plutonian Nebula." His voice sounded strained.

"Is it supposed to make that sound?" River asked, almost shouting over the sounds.

Again the Doctor paused. He didn't dare to look up at her as he fussed with the zig-zag plotter.

"Ah… yes… it's just the um… it's nothing… nothing to worry about." He pulled a leaver on the pinball like bit.

"Doctor…" River said in that tone of voice. "Are you sure you know what your doing?"

The blue box shook violently causing them both to rock around the platform. River grabbed on to the railing to keep from falling over.

"Of course I know what I'm doing!" He shouted, mostly at the TARDIS. "She's just… not listening. Come on old gal!"

River let out a chuckle.

"Maybe she's jealous." She said as the TARDIS kicked around again. The Doctor and River were thrown back into the chair as the old, blue, police box made a sudden stop. It was silent for a few moments, then the Doctor let out a heavy sigh.

"See? Nothing to worry about." He grinned.

Then suddenly with no warning the doors burst open causing them both to jump. The Doctor looked up at the open door as a girl with bright red hair ran in quickly. For a moment he would have taken her for Amy, but as she turned he got a better look at her face as the girl looked at the center of the TARDIS.

"HURRY UP!" She screamed and raised her arms up. She held an oddly shaped gun out the door as she shouted. She released a few rounds as a taller boy with bright blonde hair charged in.

"THEY'RE COMING!" He shouted. She grabbed him by the collar of his shirt and slammed the door shut. Before the Doctor or River could react the girl raced to the center consol and began pulling leavers. Outside the doors several blasts could be heard.

"We need to find a place he won't find us!" The girl shouted as she busily pulled leavers and knobs. Much to the Doctor's surprise, his TARDIS started up.

The boy following her ran up the stairs and stopped dead in his tracks. He slowly turned his head to see a very confused and shocked Doctor and River.

"Erm… Captain?" He said looking just as surprised as they were.

"Not now, Gear!" She shouted as she ran down the stairs and under the glass floor of the controls.

"I'm going to try and disconnect the time tracks so they can't follow us!" She shouted from underneath.

The boy didn't break eye contact for a second.

"Captain… I really think you should—"

"NOT NOW!" She interrupted. "I need you to pull the red leaver!" She shouted.

Without looking he lifted his right arm and pulled the red leaver next to the screen.

"I don't need you yelling at me too!" She shouted at the air as she stormed back up the stairs and to the controls. She was looking directly at the heart of the TARDIS as she spoke.

"Yes, I know it's a life and death situation. I saw the bullets flying past my head! No thanks to you!" She shouted at the TARDIS and pulled the screen to where she could see it.

"Captain…" The boy called again, but in a quieter voice this time.

"I've been calling to you for over an hour!" She continued to ignore the boy. "I nearly had my arm blasted off. Why on earth are you so late!"

"Captain!" His voice got louder.

"WHAT!" She shouted turning to him. Her eyes slowly drifted from him to the couple in the chair. Her eyes nearly bulged from her skull and the blue box grinded to a halt. Just as it finally stopped, the room fell silent.

The Doctor stood up, for the first time in a long time, not really knowing what to say. The girl's hands shook as they fell from the controls.

"How… how can you be here?" Her lips trembled.

"I could ask you the same thing." The Doctor replied with a puzzled look. "How did you get into my TARDIS? Better yet, how are you flying my TARDIS? Better still… who are you?" He asked placing his hands together.

The girl stood silent as she and the blond boy exchanged looks.

"Um… heh… good question. Um…TARDIS? How the hell is this happening?" She asked turning to the heart of the machine once again. "We can't both be here; it's impossible." She fell silent as if she were listening to something.

"You can't just do that!" She shouted. "Do you have any idea the paradox you just created!"

The Doctor leaned in beside her.

"Excuse me. Hello yes… I don't mean to interrupt… but who are you talking to?" He raised an eyebrow.

"Heh…" The girl giggled nervously. "The um… TARDIS, of course. Apparently my TARDIS got mixed up with your TARDIS, which was a big mistake on her part!" The girl glared at the controls.

The Doctor stood up and looked at River, then back to the girl.

"You're… talking to the TARDIS? Hang on… you have a TARDIS?" He shook his head and waved his arms about. "You can't have a TARDIS! There can't be two TARDISes…Two Tardi? How would you say that...? No! Never mind grammar. How can there be two of them?"

The girl let out a sigh and crossed her arms.

"You have your TARDIS, this TARDIS." She pointed around her. "And then there is a future one, my TARDIS, the one I called for!" She said glaring again. "She purposely sent this version of herself to me instead of the future one."

The Doctor nodded still not sure of what he was hearing.

"So you're telling me, you're from the future, my future, and the TARDIS, just for kicks and giggles sent herself to the wrong time to create a paradox. And you know all of this… because you can talk to her?" He raised an eyebrow.

The girl rolled her eyes.

"Yes… sort of. It's still a bit wibbily-wobbily. I'm trying to figure it all out myself. I'm ahead of your time line right now. We're not supposed to meet." She said leaning back on the railing.

"Supposing that any of what you're saying is actually true… how is it that you have my TARDIS in the future?" He glared at her. "Did you steal it?"

Again she rolled her eyes.

"Of course I didn't steal it! I was running and needed something to escape, so I took it."

"So you did steal it!" He pointed a finger in her face.

"I didn't steal it. You didn't need it anymore. I did. End of story!" She shouted pushing his hand away from her face.

"Why in blue blazes would I ever not need the TARDIS?"

The girl's angry expression fell into something different, something sad.

"Everybody dies, Doctor." She said in a low voice. "But the blue box lives on."

The Doctor's expression darkened.

"Right… well since this isn't your TARDIS, I suggest you get off it while it's still my ship. Go back to your own time. We don't need another crack in the universe just because the TARDIS wants to be funny."

The girl turned to the controls.

"She says that she's not being funny, she's trying to help… and she's not letting us off of the ship until you let us stay." She said. "How is this helping, TARDIS? You're screwing up the time line." The girl paused as she listened.

"How is it you can talk to the TARDIS?" The Doctor asked a little annoyed. The girl ignored him as she listened closely to the blue box.

"Might I have a word?" River Song chimed in. She stood up and walked over to the girl. "What is she saying?" River asked in a kind voice. The girl looked at River and smiled softly.

"She says… she's rewriting history." The girl said in a whisper.

"And what does that mean?" River asked leaning in. The girl chuckled. "What did she say?"

"Spoilers."