Tachibito walks up to Evan's sexy ass 100000000000 sq foot mansion. Tachi ascends up the 200 stairs of Evan justice. Tachi rings the doorbell which plays all 50 minutes of Beethoven's third symphony. Evan appears at the magnificent door 0.00000234561 seconds after the doorbell finishes. "What's good my nigga" said Evan-kun with a huge smile on his face. "The only thing good I see is you ;0" said Tachi. "You sure know how to get me hard bae" was the only repsonse before Tachi came in and slammed the door behind him. I bitched slapped the fuck out dat hoe cause he entered my house without permission. "Say ten nice things about me Tachi" "Hai Evan-kun. You have the swaggiest clothes, you are nicki minaj, you have a bowl cut, you are my funniest asian friend, you are sexy, you get tons of bitches on your dick, you are hotter than mason, you're hotter than Aezy, you are soooo cool, and I lust after your S.A.C." "Gujobu desu" was the only response before Evan-kun glomped Tachi. Tachi and Evan-kun walked into the kitchen and had one of Evan-kun's hot Japanese cosplay maid make them some ramen. Evan-kun lined up all his hot ass Japanese cosplay maids and told tachi to choose one. Tachi said, " I want you Evan-kun ;0" "Woah fag-boy you know I aint swing dat way. NOW GTFO"