Oh goodie, I finally redid the other crap I had posted up before, maybe now I will, after long last get more reviews!

I don't and never will own Inu-yasha. I'm sad, although not as sad as never owning Naruto.

Watch what you wish for

Chapter 1

A crescent moon sat in the peaceful starry sky, but down on the ground it was a different story…

"DIE NARAKU!" Inu-yasha roared while swinging his sword around like a maniac. Naraku cackled and dodged the move entirely then spewed miasma out at Inu-yasha, engulfing him in purple smoke.

"INU-YASHA!" Kagome bellowed at him for the sixtieth time in a row even though Inu-yasha might have just stubbed a toe or something.

Inu-yasha ran out of the miasma covering his nose, "I'm fine Kagome don't get so worked up, jeez."

"Out of my way." Sesshomaru ordered and pushed Inu-yasha aside, then took a swing at Naraku with his Tokijin.

Naraku dodged it again and flew high into the air, "Ha, it's useless!" Naraku said evilly, "I've got a 'new' barrier, there's nothing you can do now, MWAHAHAHA!"

Inu-yasha growled, "Man, not again! I just finished destroying the last one!"

"INU-YASHA!" Kagome yelled for no apparent reason.

"Oh god! Put that woman out of her misery!" Sesshomaru suggested in annoyance and turned to Inu-yasha who glared at him.

"Shut up damn it! It's her way of cheering me on!" He snapped and stomped angrily towards Naraku who was still in the sky, "Come down why don't you, lets fight like real demons do!" He snarled while waving Tetsuaiga(sp) furiously above his head.

Suddenly he heard Kagome scream, "RAH!" he grunted and swung the red Tetsuaiga at Naraku and his 'special' barrier, noticing it broke the barrier he turned to see what had happened to Kagome, "Are you alright Kagome?!"

"Yeah, just tripped on my shoelace." She said and smiled.

"WHA?" Inu-yasha sputtered, "That's it!?"

While Kagome and Inu-yasha were bickering at each other Naraku noticed a small shiny object laying uncared for on the ground beside the two fighting love birds, he liked shiny objects, especially the object that Kagome had dropped. Naraku took this opportunity to snatch it up and with one swift movement completed the jewel.

"MWAHAHA!" He cackled, "At last I have it, the Shikon No Tama!"

If anyone had taken the time to notice they would have seen Sesshomaru pop a vein in frustration, "You Fool! You let him get the last jewel shard! Now he has the whole thing!" he snapped angrily at Kagome who stopped fighting with Inu-yasha and swallowed, then smacked a hand to her face.

"That doesn't matter, since im killing him right now anyway!" Inu-yasha grumbled, and got ready to do the wind scar.

"Seriously," Naraku cocked an eyebrow, "you've said you were going to finish me off every time we've met... and I don't feel very dead. Actually, I feel very alive right now, and look, I have the jewel, haha!" he egged and started swinging the jewel above his head so they all could see.

"Ack, you get me so pissed!" Kagome grumbled angrily and stomped a foot down on the ground, "You know, if we were fighting in the future right now I'd blast you down with a M16!"

"What's that?" Naraku asked curiously.

"A really good gun." Kagome replied.

"Wow, I wish we could all go to the future." Naraku reported while grasping the jewel tightly with stars in his eyes.

'Oh no, idiot, look what you did! Why do I keep getting involved with complete dorks?" Sesshomaru growled and pointed at the jewel in Naraku's hands. It was reacting to his wish!

Chapter end

Yes, as you can see, it hasn't really changed much, but whatever, now it explains it a bit more right :)?