Hi. Sorry I havent updated much but I surprise and in August more stories. We had a field trip a few days ago and it was like 95 degrees out and I am so excited for what is on Tuesday. If you know me well, you would know what I'm talking about. If you don't know check out my profile and you will know what I mean. I am still thinking of starting a HOA story but I still have to think it through. If you havent read my other one shots check out my page and go to my stories and I have like almost ten. Nothing much is new right now. *sigh* lets begin.
Disclaimer: I do not own HOA or Carrie Underwood or her song Before He Cheats
MARA"S *POV*
Right now
He's probably slow dancing with a beach blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky
Right now
He's probably buying her some fruity little drink
Cause she cant shoot a whisky
Right now
He's probably behind her with a pool stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know…
He's probably with Joy
Slow dancing
And he's buying her some drink
Cause she cant have whisky
And he's probably showing her how to play pool
But he don't know….
Oh he don't know…
I dug my key into the side
Of his souped up 4 wheel drive
I carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
He thinks I'm goodie two shoos Mara
I'm not always goodie two shoes
I took my key for the car he had given me
Carved MARA in the back seat
Took some kind of tool and slashed it into his tiers
Maybe that will teach him
Right now
She's probably up singing some
Some white trash version of
Shania karaoke
Right now
She's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's thinking he's gonna get lucky
She's probably singing song bad version of Shania Twain
She thinks I'm drunk
She should see herself
He is probably thinking he is going to get lucky
Right now
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars
Worth of
That bathroom polo
Oh and he don't know…
He's probably betting his friend that he will get lucky
But he wont that's for sure
All that is only worth bathroom polo
But he don't know
That I dug my key into the side
Of his souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger
Into both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I took my car key and wrote MARA into the seats
Of his car
I took a baseball bat
And hit all 4 tires
Until it had a hole in each
And everyone
Of them
Next time he better think twice
Before he cheats
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh you know it wont be on me
Noooo not on me
I might save trouble for the other girls
But the next time he cheats on someone
He will know it wont be on me
Oh not on me
Cause I dug my key
Into the side
Of his pretty little souped up
4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
Took a Louisville slugger into both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Oh maybe next time
He'll think before he cheats
Oh
Before he cheats
Oh…
Yay its done! This took me three days to right or four days just cause I had to a bunch of stuff and because of my surprise too and school is coming to an end. I got those one inch wide 18 inch long clip in extensions like Patricia has yesterday, and I love them sooo much. They are the fake kind so if you use heat on them, it will damage it. I have 2 purple, one blue, green, pink, and red. Oh and on Twitter the other day, Alex (aka Alfie) said that they are not filming season 2. He said that Bobby isn't even in the country and that half the cast lives in LA. I got really sad when I read that cause I was really hoping for a season 2 but it still has to be countermined. I was on and there a vid of Ana, Jade, and Brad at the premiere of iParty With Victorious, and my mouth fell open cause Brad was actually in LA. I hope he moves to LA or somewhere in the country cause I live in the US . That would be A-M-A-ZING! When I watched iParty With Victorious, there was a commercial for iCarly in August, and Seddie happens! I sorta knew this was coming but whatever. Oh and before I go, a week ago Alex (Alfie) was bord so he asked his followers to ask him some questions, and when I asked him if he likes horror movies of comedy movies, he replied saying that he likes both but recently fot into horror. When I got the email saying that he responded to my Tweet, I was jumping up and down like a maniac and smiling. Ok now I can say by. I just had to get all of that out of my system. Bye!