Happy Birthday Evil Bunny
Happy happy birthday
You cute yet evil little bunny
Everyone thinks that you're absolutely harmless
But no one knows your true intentions that you were sick and tired of answering to the Muffin Man
So on the inside rage for the world was bubbling inside me
I wanted to show the world that they can't just walk all over me and think they can get away with it
My passion is carrots or rather carrot crumpets they are absolutely delicious
But I Boingo now am a bandit well known as the Goody Bandit
Whose plan was to add his own special ingredients into Granny's recipes
And then blow up the Big Bad Forest Away so I can start my own real estate business
I was a small cute innocent looking bunny who thought I could get away with my master plan
But sadly that wasn't the case I underestimated Red and her friends
They got their precious recipes and I was sent to prison for along time to come
My master plan fell apart and now I am in prison
Just great what a great way to spend a birthday