A surprisingly nice stalker

CC: Yahoo, fellow Tokyo Mew Mew fans.

Minto: Where are we, and why is it so dusty here.

CC: Well, in a way, you're in my mind, but to make it a little bit more comfortable, I had made a studio in my mind. As for the dust, I believe I haven't used in more than a year, thanks the widely known and loathed disease Writers Block.

Minto: Great, it seems we are once again stuck in some kind of crazy fans' mind.

CC: Hehehe, better than to cease to exist at all, ne~

Minto: it depends on how crazy the person is.

CC: Well, I guess your right on that.

Minto: You are a aware that you're agreeing with me that you're crazy, right?

CC: yep, and I don't mind.

Minto: Ehh.

Ichigo: Erm, CC, right? Can I ask you something?

CC: You already asked me two, so why would I want a third one.

Ichigo: Urk. Just what is this story about?

CC: You and Kisshu getting babies.

Ichigo: EHH!

CC: I'm kidding, but this is a KisshuXIchigo fic, so be prepared *the music of the lion king song 'Be prepared' is heard in the background*

Kisshu: Yes!

CC: Well, let's not waste a page full of stupid one liners, and let's get this show started.

Note time:

"Talking"

'Thinking'

'Ichigo's instinct thinking'

When the mews are in their mew form, I call them Mew Mint, Mew Lettuce, Mew Pudding, Mew Zakuro, and Mew Ichigo.

When they're in their normal form, I call them Minto, Retasu, Purin, Zakuro and Ichigo (do ignore all the variable names such as red head, Cat Mew etc)

The aliens are Kisshu Taruto and Pai.

If there are more things I should put here, please tell me.

Chapter 1: Secret. Revealed?

"Alien, alien."

An all too familiar voice chirped up, and the young girl, for whom the warning was meant for, dropped the groceries with a startled gasp.

"Wha… Masha…" the girl shrieked surprised, seeing the pink fluff ball flying around, chirping it's warning over and over again, and occasionally saying the girls' name or 'watch out'. It was obvious that the robot was rather panicked, which was strange, because never once before had Masha acted so… well, never had he seemed so panicky. The only reason Ichigo could've think was most plausible, was that the aliens have made a lot of Chimera Animals', but, that seemed a bit too far stretched, right? Not that Ichigo was in the right state of mind to think that far ahead, but if she had been, there where two reasons why it was not possible.

Reason number 1 the aliens had already launched an attack earlier today. Kisshu, the alien who attacked this time, had used a spirit of a somewhat elderly scientist, who was overly-obsessed with tigers, and the Siberian Tiger held his preference. It had been a hard and stressful battle, because apparently, even Chimera Animal cats can get in heat. Or wait, do male cats' go in heat too. Well, maybe the guy was also a pervert. But nonetheless, Ichigo was the one who would take care of the Chimera Animal whilst the others, Mew Mint, Mew Lettuce and Mew Pudding, tried to stop Kisshu from taking a drop of Mew Aqua.

The cat mew had never thought that she would ever be a victim Sexual harassment, much less that it would come from a giant Siberian Tiger with what looked like really small purple devil wings.

In the end, Mew Zakuro had come to rescue her, and the others had come back saying it was a fake signal, and that everything had been for nothing, like it always was recently. Her friends had then left to go to work, and Ichigo was heading home because she supposedly had a day off. She hadn't even made it past the next block or the perverted alien suddenly appeared in front of her stealing yet another kiss from her, and leaving just as suddenly as he appeared while saying something 'See ya later, my honey.'

He of course left not a very angry and flustered human, but a very angry and flustered little kitten. She had been lucky he left so quickly, but still, she now had to find some animal to get back to her human form, and that would not be easy for the little 'kissing maniac'.

And all this happened on a Sunday, at around 10 am.

Reason number 2 There was absolutely no evidence of a large scale attack. Absolutely nothing.

But, as I mentioned earlier, Ichigo was not in the right state of mind to even think of the panicked Masha as out of the ordinary. No, she was way too tired and way too angry for that.

"Calm down Masha, I heard you, but where is it?" Ichigo muttered tiredly, while trying to pick up the dropped groceries, she was certainly gonna get scolded by her annoying boss.

He had already yelled at her over the phone because she had been late for already one hour, which was strange to her, because she had a day off. Naturally Ryou, the pig headed jerk he was, said he knew nothing about her having a day off, and said that as a punishment for suddenly taking a day off without notice she had to buy the necessarily ingredients for the day, quickly. And with that he hung up without Ichigo being able to say a thing.

"Over here, over here." Masha stated, floating towards a couple of bushes and a large tree.

"Still, shouldn't they have left the moment you mentioned their presence?" Ichigo muttered silently. Normally when Masha warned them, the aliens would show themselves, each in their own way. And if they didn't then it was probably a false alarm.

Nonetheless, it was worth a check, Ichigo thought 'Maybe one of the aliens fell asleep.'

'Or it's a trap.' Her instincts warned her, and Ichigo stood still in mid-step. The red head thought about that for a split second and decided that she indeed should be cautious. So with slow, somewhat soundless steps, the girl proceeded towards her prey; the bushes and whatever was behind, may it be a Chimera Animal or just one of the aliens planning an attack.

'Please, god, let it not be Kisshu, I really don't want to handle HIM alone right now.'

As Ichigo finally reached the threatening bushes, and jumped over them, she was surprised by two strong, pale arms suddenly circling her waist, and her lips being covered by that of the infamous green haired alien.

"Hiya, my dear Koneko-chan." The green haired alien said, grinning happily. But even without the alien saying hello, Ichigo had known it was him, and was already fired up about the fact that he had caught her. Again.

'Damn you, Kami-sama, didn't you hear me, or do you like annoying me.'

"What do you want now, Kisshu? Haven't you pestered me enough with that attack earlier today?" The cat-girl hissed, and pulled out of his loose grip. But as she looked up to see that annoying smug smirk of his, she was surprised by two saddened golden eyes piercing into her brown ones. Guilt washed over her, and she had to turn around to make sure she wouldn't say anything stupid.

But Kisshu had easily recovered from his disappointment, and grabbed her the moment she had turned around, almost as if he knew she was gonna do that.

"Aww come on, honey, don't be mean. We both know you like me." Kisshu smirked, knowing that no matter what, she would get embarrassed and, most importantly, angry.

"W-what are you talking about? I don't like you, and let go of me." The small girl yelled loudly, making Kisshu wince slightly due to the high decibel of the scream. But he was grinning again in half a second.

"Now now, honey, why would I do that? I like holding you." The alien boy had softly whispered the last part into her ear, making her shriek in surprise, and her famous black cat ears and tail appear. This made Kisshu chuckle loudly, and tightened his grip on her.

"M-Masha, g-get the others." Ichigo yelled to the small puffball who, until now, had been watching silently, unsure of what to do. The small robot blinked once, then saluted saying 'Yes ma'am' and flew away.

Ichigo saw Masha darting away as fast as he could in the direction of café mew mew, when she was surprised by Kisshu who turned her around and pinned her against the tree close to the two, his hands holding her hands above her head. The cat mew gasped in surprise.

"That wasn't nice, sweetie. I merely came here to talk to you." The boy said, his voice had a teasing undertone, but his facial expression told the red head that he was quite angry about what she just did.

But Ichigo wouldn't back down, just because he was angry of her decision to get help. She immediately glared up towards him, staring right into his beautiful golden eyes.

'W-wait a minute, that wasn't me. S-stupid teenage hormones, stupid cat mind.' The brown eyed girl shrieked mentally while blushing vividly at what she had just thought. Her blush of embarrassment turned into one of irritation as she saw the alien boy staring down smugly at her. She growled lowly at him.

"Aww, is my little strawberry kitten getting embarrassed only by looking at me, seems to me you're really falling for me, my love." The forest green haired boy grinned again, moving both her hands to his left hand, and cupped her face with his right hand. He also closed the distance between their faces, their noses touching.

Her ears stood right up now, and Ichigo could feel her heart skipping a few beats. Her blush of embarrassment came back, and was even intensified by ten. His hot breath was now almost directly blown against her mouth, but what was worst was the fact that those hypnotising golden eyes were only one inch away from her own, and she could feel herself losing the internal battle with them.

"N-no way I'd like y-" But she was cut off mid-sentence as the boy pressed his soft, velvet lips against her strawberry lips. The boy had immediately taken the opportunity to force his tongue into her open lips, exploring her like strawberries tasting mouth. Ichigo was surprised by his surprise attack that for a few seconds she didn't know how to move anymore. But she regained consciousness again when she heard him moan softly, and move his left hand from her hands to her waist.

She immediately moved her hands to his toned chest, and tried to push him away from her, but it was useless. Kisshu was much stronger than her, even in her mew form, but a girl can try.

After about half a minute, take or give a few seconds, Ichigo could feel her legs start to shake. As much as she disliked the fact that Kisshu was kissing her, she had to agree to the fact that he was a good kisser. A very good kisser. And for some reason, she felt a warm bubbly feeling rise in her chest. A feeling she was quite familiar with, but there was a big difference with this moment, and the moment she usually had this amazing feeling of bliss and joy.

And that was that she only ever felt it when she was around her precious Aoyama-kun, and not Kisshu.

She unconsciously started to relax in his arms, her hands no longer trying to push him away. This caused to Kisshu to chuckle lowly, while pressing his body further against hers. He also moved his right hand to her lower back and started to draw small, invisible circles, causing the small Cat-Mew to purr happily, and actually starting to kiss him back.

'S-so good… but… shouldn't I change into a ca-' a small puff of pink smoke surrounded Ichigo, and Kisshu broke the kiss, gasping in surprise. Soon, the red haired girl felt herself shrink into the size of a small kitten, and fall down.

'Oh no.'

Masha was flying as fast as his pink mini wings would let him. Luckily, Ichigo had been rather close to café mew mew already, and Masha could go through the small forest, which was nothing more than a big group of trees in the middle of the park in between the road for people to walk in, and a bigger road for cars to go through. He had been able to cut at least two minutes.

The pink robot managed to get to the café, completely undetected, and flew through one of the heart framed windows that had been opened to let the warm air out.

But Masha hadn't noticed a certain green haired Mew passing by the window, and thus crashed into the poor unsuspecting girl, who had been carrying the order of table three, namely two Earl Grey, one with sugar, one without, one Cheesecake and one Strawberry tart.

To make matters worse, Pudding was performing her famous trick, walking on a big ball while turning plates on some kind of bamboo stick. The big ball contacted with one of the broken pieces, and a big tear came in it, and the pressure was blown out of the ball so quick that it literally disappeared underneath Pudding making her fall and break the plates she was rotating.

Café mew mew was a mess.

CC: And cut.

Minto: You're taking the whole studio thingy rather serious, aren't you.

CC: Well if it can't happen in real life, then it should happen in your mind, I guess.

Minto: I see.

CC: Well, more importantly, I want to ask the readers that are willing to review to help me decide whether I let Kisshu capture Ichigo, or let Ichigo escape the clutches of the evil and perverted alien.

Kisshu: Let me capture her *Giving CC the awesome puppy dog look*

Ichigo: Let me escape *Looking hopeful at CC*

CC: Kisshu, the puppy dog look doesn't work on me, and Ichigo… hmmm, heh, I got no witty remark, sorry.

Kisshu: Wait, I thought no one could withstand me when I'm begging.

CC: Heheh, only crazy fans would fall for that. I might be somewhat of a crazy fan, but that's because I'm crazy myself. And also, even though I read M rated fics with lemons and lime, my mind is too young to fall for someone who is merely hot and sexy looking. Plus, I only care about how someone is from the inside.

Zakuro: Guess we wouldn't have to be afraid of this girl using her story idea to blackmail Kisshu into making out with her, and any of us walking in on that.

Minto: Yeah, I've been scarred too many times because of that.

CC: Please review!

Minto: You really are a child aren't you?

CC: Yep

Minto: Well next time you invite us, make sure this place is cleaned up, my dress is dirty.

CC: Well, I first have to find THAT guy, to get that done, and who knows how long that will take.

Minto: That guy?

CC: Heheh.

While reviewing, could you maybe also tell me about the few of the million grammar and/or spelling mistakes you've noticed.