Title: Almost Random Thoughts

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Up to "Gone"

Pairings: B/S implied, X/A implied

Summary: Xander thinks about the events that happened during "Gone".

Disclaimer: As usual, I own nothing. Joss owns all. I just play



"Wow. Now this was certainly an interesting and exhausting day," commented Xander as he got ready for bed.

"Yes," replied Anya from the kitchen. "Invisible Buffy was certainly a change from or normal demons, vampires and gods."

"I mean, I was running all around town. I was at Buffy's house, then I had to track down Willow and then I made a stop at Spike's place."

"You went to Spike's willingly?"

"Well, it's not like we're best buddies or anything, but I had to see if he had heard from Buffy and to keep him on the lookout for her. And as usual, he was his wonderful, charming self," he finished sarcastically.

Actually, the more he thought about it, the more Xander was confused by the whole scene in Spike's crypt. First of all, the place was a mess. Then, Spike was acting really weird. His ear was doing this funny, twitching thing and he kept swatting around himself like there were bugs flying around his head.

Xander started to laugh out loud as he remembered how he actually found Spike. Exercising. Naked push-ups my ass, he thought. Looked more like he was humping air. It sure didn't sound like he was exercising. And the wind was making this moaning noise………

Wait a minute…Xander started replaying the scene in his head. Air humping naked push-ups? Ear twitching? Moaning? Invisible Buffy?!?!?!!?

"OH MY GOD."



"Xander, sweetie, what's wrong," asked Anya, as she entered the bedroom. "Why are you retching in the trash can??"