My One Shot Guy
"Hey, Bakura."
"YAMI, not now I'm trying to sleep."
"No, just listen, I was thinking about watching the girls in the changing rooms tomorrow."
"Yeah, that would be nice, it will make my day better, now Yami do me a favour, and LEAVE ME ALONE."
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"Hey Bakura, you showed up after all, guess you're not an annoying Furbie at all."
"Well look who's talking you spiky haired freak, anyway they're going in."
"WOW."
"What can you see? Tell me what you see."
"Let's see, Yugi's nice legs almost like Daisy dukes (whistle)"
"Yeah what else"
"OMG, Ryou looks so hot in a low-cut, see through shirt"
"HEY BACK OFF now let me see"
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"Hey, Yugi did you hear something?"
"No, I didn't Ryou, are you imagining things again?"
"Maybe"
"Did you hear about when Tea set Joey up"
"Yeah, poor Joey, I hate that girl she's such a bad excuse for a person"
"Yeah, she's such a bitch"
"You know if it were me I wouldn't be as obvious"
"Oh shit Ryou, look at the time we need to get ready"
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"So Yami, what do you see now?"
"Tight jeans…. OMG look at those double D's"
"Why'd you have to say that now, now I have an uncontrollable nosebleed"
"Get up you idiot and get over yourself, oh and clean up this blood."
"SHUT UP and let me see, well at least Yami's iced out and Ryou's lit up, uh oh, bye Yami, RUNNING!"
"What are you talking about, oh hi Yugi"
"What the fuck are you doing here Yami?"
"I'm, I'm here to see you but is this seat taken?"
"Yami for god sake you know that kind of shit doesn't work on me"
"Sorry I don't know what you're talking about. Is it about me?"
"Listen, don't take this personally but we were never in love. Oh and it doesn`t really matter, who you say you are, you can sing it out the windows or out of your car but could you please find another girl like in the bar or something."
"This was never really love was it Yugi, that's what your trying to say, isn't it?"
"Yeah and know one thing love is just another word I never learned to pronounce"