Hello, hemales and shemales, and welcome to the first ever (or possibly the second) episode of Hollywood Arts: After Hours.
Disclaimer: I do not own Victorious. If I did, this would be on tv. Not on some random website ._.
Dana: Welcome to Hollywood Arts: After Hours! I know that you'd like the whole shibobikus, but we only have the studio for 12 more minutes. On to the questions! This one is for Beck.
Beck smiles as if he were a pedophile on the hunt for a new playmate.
Dana: Beckett Oliver,
Everyone else besides Beck starts laughing.
Beck: Yes, my name is Beckett, ask the question already.
Dana: Beck, how old were you when you lost your virginity?
Beck: Who is asking these questions?
Dana: Just answer it!
The production manager begins taking down the "Hollywood Arts: After Hours" sign.
Production Manager: 10 minutes.
Dana: Get off my chiz!
Beck: I was 15.
Jade West rolls her eyes. She and Beckett hadn't started dating until they were 16.
Dana: Next question is for Cat Valentine.
Cat: Omg, I love questions!
Then she proceeds to giggle that giggle that could have possibly been Anna Nicole Smith's cause of death.
Dana: Caterina, can you list all of your psychological issues? Please. You need help.
Cat looks up and puts on her constipated-looking thinking face, that starts counting on her fingers.
Cat: I have anemia, schizophrenia, anxiety, bipolar disorder, ADHD, kleptomania,
Just then, a diamond necklace slips out of Cat's Abercrombie hoodie. Dana runs her left hand across her collar bone.
Dana: Cat!
Cat: It's shiny!
Production Manager: 3 minutes.
Dana: Shit. Okay, you viewers at home, send in any question, dare, or just about anything, and I'll try to get your favorite, or most disliked,
Dana glares at Trina.
Trina: What?!
Dana: Student at Hollywood Arts to do it. So, put your dares, questions, or whatever your insane little minds can think of in the reviews at the bottom of the page.
Two buff guys pick up the couch that the crew is sitting on a carry them away.
Dana: Were also accepting donations!