Lincoln has been quite the troublemaker lately. Today his parents were out, and his grandma was coming over to watch him and his sisters. Lynn walked into the living room. "Hey Linc, how's it go... WAHHHH!" Lynn said, before slipping on the floor. "Hahahah, you dumb bitch! I made the floor slippery." Lincoln said, turned on by his sister's misfortune.
Lynn was NOT happy. Her face was steamy, and she clinched her fists. "You little fucker! My phone was in my back pocket!"Lynn said, barely understandable. Lincoln shrugged. Lynn charged at him. She swung at him, but missed, and Lincoln grabbed her arm and pushed her, causing her to slip again. She got up, 100x angrier. She punched him in the face, and he held her in a headlock. "HA! A 13 year old jock girl couldn't beat a 11 year old COMIC NERD! WAHAHAH" Lincoln cheered. "What is going on in here?!" Lori asked.
"Get off of her!" Luna said, running towards the two, but unfortunately, slipping on the floor. "Awww, my ankle!" She said, fighting tears. Lynn tried to break free, but once again, slipped on the floor, this time, taking Lincoln down with her. Lincoln wrapped his hands around her neck. "I'LL KILL YOU!" He said, with a booming voice. Luan tried to pull him off, but instead, he punched her in the eye. Lincoln joyfully looked her eyes, as he slowly drained the life out of her, and listened to her choking and gasping for air. He wanted to watch her slowly, painfully, die in front of him. Luna, Lori, and Lucy finally pulled him off.
"What the fuck is your problem!?" Lori said, scared, angry and confused. "I wanna murder her! Give me a fucking gun!" Lincoln yelled. Lynn got up, and slapped him in his face, and he pushed her into Lucy. "YOU WHITE HAIRED PRICK! YOU TRIED TO KILL ME! I FUCKING HATE YOU!" Lynn said, trying to break free from Lori and Lucy's grip. "Lincoln! Bro, what the hell is going on with you and Lynn!?" Luna asked. "Don't talk to me." Lincoln said, venomously. Luna raised an eyebrow. "Come on bro. Every little thing, is gonna be all right." She said, trying to calm him.
"I said...SHUT UP!" Lincoln yelled at her. He could see the sadness in her 15 year old eyes after hearing her 11 year old only brother yell at her. "I was just trying to help!" She said, sad. "You can help, by shutting your annoying, disgusting, lyric filled jukebox you call a mouth, Luna." He shouted directly into her face. "Hey, leave her alone!" Lori said. "If that's the way you feel..." Luna said, with tears in her eyes. "...Fine..." she finished, walking away. "Who the hell do you think you are!?" Luan said, with a funny tone. "Oh, not this again. Just... go back to playing with Mr. Coconuts or something."Lincoln said, sarcastically.
"You tried to slaughter Lynn, and you hurt Luna's feelings. I don't know what the hell is wrong with you, but you need to..." Without word, Lincoln slammed his fist into the side of Luan's head. The two threw punches at eachother, before Luan grabbed Lincoln, but before she could do anything, he rammed into her, knocking her onto the ground, and slammed his fists into the side of her head. She tried to push him off, but instead, he grabbed her head, and gouged her sore eye with his middle finger. Lori pulled Lincoln off of her aswell. Lola, Lana and Lily were crying. "MAKE THEM STOP!" the twins shouted. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE BRAT?!" Lori shouted. Lincoln was furious.
He was sent to his room. "Annoying fucks. I'm gonna make them pay. I'm gonna get them ALL in trouble. Or killed. I don't give a flying fuck, fuck, fuckidy fuck."He said to himself. He went downstairs. He looked at the Wii. Jackpot. He lifted it up, then slammed it on the table two times, then smacked it across the TV, and noticed his sisters staring at him the entire time. He ignored them and broke the Wii, and ripped the core and wires out of it, then threw the main body across the room. "OUR CHRISTMAS PRESENT!" Lola and Lana cried.
Lincoln uncaringly smiled at the mess, and his sisters, that looked like they wanted to kill him. But he didn't care. He wanted to watch his family...burn. And bad too! "Get the hell out of here. Get the hell out of here! Get the hell outta here!..." Lori said to Lincoln furiously, following him towards the door. "Fuck you Lori!" Lincoln told her. "...GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE! GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR HOUSE YOU LITTLE FUCKER!" She shouted so loud, that the whole neighborhood could probably hear.
"Your dead to us Lincoln! You hear?! We have no brother! We will tell mom and dad you ran away!" Lynn yelled at him. "Tell mom, she should've used a fucking condom before her slutty ass fucked dad, so you fuckers would never have happened!" Lincoln yelled back. Lori immediately covered Lola and Lana's ears. "What did you say!?" Luna shouted at him. "Go fuck yourself Luna! I thought you all were my family, but guess what?! I HOPE YOU ALL DIE!" Lincoln shouted, before slamming the door shut.