Oh my, guys, do I have a story for you.
"So, here I am, trying to sleep, then all these jokes and puns come to mind.
So, I figured that I get up, and with help from Amy, I'll share them with the world!
Who's ready to cringe?
"I miss the good old times, Megan."
"Yeah, I do too. I miss my family a lot, you?"
"Yeah. Oh my gosh, my sister, Maya, she was the best. There was this one time, we had a one night stand-."
"Wow, wait, what?"
"Yeah. We stood up, awake for a whole night. Loser had to clean the toilet. What's so wrong about that?"
"…I hate you…"
"Hey, Mewtwo; is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
"…Amy…I don't have pockets."
"Hey, Greninja, what's a ninja's secret weapon?"
"…I'm not so sure I want to find out…"
"A fart! You know, cause you both are silent but deadly!"
"…Why am I even talking to you?"
"Hey, Pit."
"Yes?"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Raiden."
"Raiden who?"
"Raiden you're fridge, sucker!"
"…I don't own a fridge…"
"Hey, Falc."
"Yes?"
"SHOW ME YOUR GOOSE!"
"…I ate it, sorry…"
"Hey, Mario! Don't eat Peach's cakes!"
"Why-a not?"
"Cause the cake is a lie!"
"…You know that I don't-a play video games, right?"
"Hey, Falc."
"Yes?
"SHOW ME YOUR MOOSE!"
"…Okay…?"
"I don't know about you, Pikachu, but battling Jigglypuff is pretty TIRING!"
"…Please don't…"
"Don't worry, the REST is history!"
"…Go bother someone else…"
"Hey, Luigi, I saw you're girl while I was driving to the mall."
"What does Daisy have-a to do with-a anything?"
"Daisy me rolling, they hating!"
"…I'll never understand modern-a music…"
"Hey, Wii Fit, I don't know why people don't like you."
"Oh? And why is that? Something to do with my eyes?"
"No, but I personally think that you FIT right in!"
"…Go annoy Fox or something…"
"Hey, Fox!"
"Yeah?"
"That last fight was Toad-ally bad!"
"…Please don't…"
"I'd rather fall down a PIT rather then to watch that again."
"…Please stop…Go annoy Marth."
"Hey, Marth! You know why restaurant owners love you?"
"Why?"
"Because you always tip!"
"…Go annoy Gannon…"
"Hey, Gannon, I figured out why you hate the internet?"
"Besides the whole Nyan cat thing?"
"There are too many Links!"
"…Child, I will crush you…"
"Hey, Ike, how do Grandmasters keep there letters sealed?"
"…How?"
"By using a Master seal!"
"…I hate you…"
"Hey, Mewtwo! I hope that you're not expecting me to Raichu a love song!"
"…Why me?"
"Hey, Lucario, what did the Tentacool saw to the Tentacruel?"
"What?"
"What happened, dude? You use to be cool!"
"…Why are you here again?
"Mewtwo got fed up with me."
"…Oh…
I know, it isn't the best, but I love'em.
Tell me in the reviews if the jokes should go on or not!
Well, hope you liked the unplanned quick chapter, you guys!
Bye bye now!