Punchy Love
Goku pounded Vegeta with force and rage. With his fists. Wink, wink.
"I'm over, " Vegetals was going to scream but then he realized it was a tired old meme now and was making a bunch of children nearby start crying and go into screaming fits. But the newfags were all over it and giving thumbs up while hugging their Naruto and Bakugan toys close to their souls.
"POKEMONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!" Ash screamed as he was kicked repeatedly in the ass by evil Pikachu. Dark Lord Frieza stood by, his eyes glazed over in orgasmic joy as he massaged his balls lovingly. The Dragon Balls. He had stolen.
This is the story of two worlds colliding. It's a long story. It's a bad story. It's a sad story. Evil Pikachu then killed the narrator so the story could not be finished.
JUST KIDDING!
Goku and Vegata became friends and then sometimes they went for long walks on the beach and into the park. Goku loved Vegato like a brother. And also like a man. They started making out harshly and full of fervent fervor, like real men do when they commit a sin in the eyes of the Lord. The yaoi girls wet themselves. The fanboys began to scream and gnash their teeth in rage and vomit while raging also.
"My plan is working!" Evil Pikachu said viciously while rubbing his hands together. "Soon nobody will like the anime shit anymore because the girls rape it and the characters to death and there's way too many losers out there like Chris Chan who pray on the sanity of others to get their rocks off. Then they will quit ruining America with their inferior Jap-crap. LONG LIVE AMERIKA!"
"You'll never get away with this, Evil Pikachu!" Misty screamed. "The people will revolt."
"No they won't because they're all spineless brain dead idiots!" Pikachu declared and then shocked the shit out of her whore ass with MEGASHOCK. Which is a super powerful attack only evil Pikachu can use.
"Hey are we gonna be in this story?" Goku and Vagina demanded to know.
"When you finish sucking my big fat-" growled Frieza.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK?"Evil Pikachu snarled at the buff to the point of looking closet homosexual looking males.
He then began to grow and glowed with lights. He got bigger and his fur turned to dark orange and he got tiger stripes on him and long spikes. His eyes got red. Then there was a pimp hat on his head for a finishing touch.
He was now PIMPACHU.
Sonmanic spit out his raisin popplets from two countries away with the shock.
I think Pimpachu is a pretty cool guy. eh kills the animes and doesn't afraid of anything.
THE END...?
Yes.