Little Bunny Frau Frau
A Neon Genesis Evangelion fan-fic
By Otakuguy10
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NEON GENESIS EVANGELION NOR ANY OTHER TITLE OR PRODUCT MENTIONED OR REFERENCED IN THIS FAN-FIC!
PLOT: A bunny-fied Asuka tries to steal carrots from Rei's garden.
Asuka's little pink nose twitched in the air curiously, noticing the smell of fresh vegetables nearby on the cool morning air. She thought there might even be some carrots in the mix, her favorite!
"I sure hope that stupid-ass Shinji isn't around, or I'll hafta bop 'em on the head!" Asuka felt herself get slightly more irate at the thought at the thought of that idiot around, but she tried to put the distracting thoughts behind her and continued on. In a short while, Rei's Garden was in sight. It was right next to Kaji's watermelon patch, and the food laid out before Asuka was simply too scrumptious to pass up.
There were indeed many rows of flavorful, crunchy carrots planted in the ground, all for Asuka's taking! Asuka licked her lips lustfully, and surveyed the situation. She wondered if Rei would be around in the next few minutes. If not, Asuka would nab a carrot or two.
However confident as Asuka previously was, she did not anticipate many, many field-Shinjis around, who were making meals of her beloved carrots!
Asuka became furious and recklessly charged into the vegetable field without calculating if the Good Fairy Rei was around. The Shinjis noticed the fiery-haired Asuka bolting towards them, and they scattered every which way and that. Asuka tried to catch one of them, but to no avail.
Eventually, Asuka landed her bunnyplug-suited hand on one of the tails belonging to a field-Shinji. He squeaked in terror and thrashed about in order to try to get free, but Asuka was not letting the baka go this time.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING EATING MY CARROTS, SHINJI? DON'T YOU KNOW THEY ARE MINE?!" Asuka growled into Shinji's red face, her whiskers twitching in anger. Shinji blushed, and became noticeably flustered.
"I…I'm sorry Asuka! Please don't hurt me, even though I masturbated to your breasts!"
Asuka's mouth fell open, and her face turned crimson with rage and embarrassment.
"YOU WHAT?! WHY YOU…STUPID PERVERT!" Asuka cried out, and bopped Shinji on the head.
At about that moment, TEH REI appeared from seemingly nowhere and pulled Asuka back off of Shinj's tail and allowed the injured animal to escape. Asuka looked curiously up at what had moved her, and she saw Rei's red eyes peering ominously down at her. Rei moved down closer to Asuka, until their faces nearly touched. She spoke with calm, cold, and calculating words.
"Please do not bop any more field-Shinjis on the head or I will turn you into a glass of tang…" Rei whispered creepily into Asuka's floppy ears. Asuka felt fear grip her heart, and she had to gulp to speak.
"P…please don't mess with my mind like that! Don't enter it!" Asuka groaned, and held her furry head. Rei made sure to make eye contact for a little while longer, wanting to drive the importance of her message home, and then she lifted her foot up from Asuka's puffy tail, allowed the startled bunny-girl to dash off back into the woods, where Sachiel the Angel was being ravished by Eva-Unit-01. Rei looked up into the sky, where all human souls floated in an ethereal bubble. She smiled for the first time in a long time, genuinely.
"God's in his heaven. All's right with the world…" She quietly mused.
THE END.