Disclaimer-I do not own Naruto, if I did would I be writing this?

Summary: What would happen if you add a Strong, loudmouth that has a scary twin brother in SUNA and is known to have scared the scariest teacher in Konoha High and also have burned down Sound High for an unknown reason.

Lovestories: Here it is first ever fiction hope you like it!!

Gaara: If you don't hope you can sleep with one eye open Muhahahahahahah!!!

"Blah blah" Sakura talking

"Blah blah" IS talking

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"Welcome to Konoha" said a Stewardess to a pink hair girl "Thank" said the girl whose name is Sakura Haruno. She was wearing a black spaghetti strap tank top that said Wrist Knife EMO and ended above her mid section and black short shorts.

"Che! I'm so DEAD when aunty found out I got kicked out again she totally flipped"

"well it was your idea to make Gaara fan-girls in to green monters which WAS HILARIOUS!!!"

"Shut up I think I see something in the exit door". Sakura was looking at a crowd and checked out in what was going on "AHHHHHHHHHH" screamed a random man that was flying in the air. " THAT'S IS WHAT YOU GET YEH PERVET" screamed a woman with blond hair and big boobs.

"Found you Aunty Tsunade" thought Sakura

" What never have seen a woman kick ass" screamed Tsunade at the crowd when the disbursed

"Well I can see you still got your attitude aunty" said Sakura

"Hey who SAKURAAAAAAAA" said Tsunade while running to Sakura and giving her a big hug

" So how was your flight huh?" asked Tsunade

"She isn't yelling at me right now why" thought Sakura

"It was fine" answered Sakura While looking around the thought "I know…"

"because there are Witnesses GOD Gaara is right u do need a Brian" answered IS

"Shut up you are me too you Know" Thought Sakura Smugly

"Smartass…"said IS

While walking to the car Tsunade put Sakura's Suitcases in the trunk and sat at the drivers seat and Sakura doing the same in the passenger seat "3,2,1"

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU FIRST SOUND THEN SUNA I THOUGHT "SHE'LL BE OK HER BROTHER IS THERE" THEN BANG HE HELPS YOU what am I going to do with you" said Tsunade

" Well I wasn't my fault in the first place Gaara paid me to do it plus it WAS HILAROUS," said Sakura the car was quite

Sakura had a sweat drop on her head. The car was too quite " soooo" said Sakura trying to think of something to say " How's your day" asked Sakura " fine except for the fact me nice got kicked out of school for what making people green I hear huh" said Tsunade

Then the car stopped in front of a school "Konoha High a weird name that's for sure but why did we stop here and why dose the name "

"Aunty why did we stop here" asked Sakura

"Remember Sakura I'm a principle of this school and this is also the school you'll be transferring to also DO I MAKE MY SELF CLEAR" Said Tsunade very angered

" alright quite it with the yelling I said it wasn't my fault alright GOD why did I get kicked out and my TWIN brother didn't" said Sakura with her hands on her hips glaring at the door pretending it was Gaara, while walking with Tsunade to the school's office

"TSUNADE TSUNADE pant pant" said a woman with a pig in her arms and long black hair.

" What is it now Shizune" asked Tsunade worried

"There at is AGAIN" said Shizune