A/N: To the poster of a comment who wanted to be anonymous: You can ship whatever you want to! I shipped Slash in the Harry Potter fandom, so whatever floats your boat! :-)
Sheldon short-dialed Leonard. "Don't forget the extra anchovis this time," he ordered quickly.
Penny could see Leonard's eyeroll. "I won't," said his muffled voice.
"Better make sure this time," Sheldon ended the call.
"So," said Penny, trying to change the tense tone, "Leonard's your shortdial number 2."
"Well, he's like Commander Riker to Captain Picard," Sheldon said, "but less dutiful. My mother is on 3, Mr. D'Onofrio on 4, Raj on 5," he added, answering Penny's unasked question.
"And where am I?" she asked jokingly. "Am I your number 1?"
"There is no number 1," Sheldon said quietly. "She's gone."