Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, nor its characters. If I did BLAH BLAH L would live BLAH BLAH involve Wammy's more Blah Blah Misa suffering Blah
"Damn it, Ryuzaki!" Light Yagami: a genius college student, working on the notorious Kira investigation as well as being its primary (not to mention only) suspect.
Said suspect was currently covered in powdered sugar.
"What was that Light-kun?" "Ryuzaki" otherwise known as Eraldo Coil, Daneuve, but more commonly L, the three greatest detectives in the world, was staring up innocently at Light, as if nothing had happened. Light could swear he saw him smirk.
"You damn well know! First, you force me into these ridiculous handcuffs, and now you're ruining my work with your stupid SUGAR!"
"Up by three percent Light-Kun" Ryuzaki said, once again turning back to his laptop
"FOR WHAT?" wait for it… wait for it…. Yup, Light was officially pissed. The relentless Kira percentages were the bane of his existence ever since that damn confinement.
"Sugar is vital to my deductive reasoning Light-kun, for you to want to guilt me into giving up my sweets makes you more likely to be Kira"
"Ryuzaki, would you grow up? You can't possibly blame me for being upset; I was working all day to finish that spreadsheet." Light crossed his arms across his chest, L somehow suddenly forgot what he was about to say. Something about Light Yagami just mesmerized him, though he would never admit it out loud. He had his expression carefully controlled at all times; being L he had an extremely good poker face.
"I apologize for your work Light-kun, but that doesn't excuse your rudeness. You know full-well that my sugar intake is vital to the case." And then the world ended. Nah just kidding, but with what happened next seemed to make this more likely. L P-O-U-T-E-D!
Light just stared.
And stared.
And stared.
By the time that he finally snapped out of it, L was already half way out of the room.
"Where are you going now?" Light snapped.
"I am merely moving to the library to do some research Kira-kun"
"Ryuzaki, for the sake of my sanity I will say this one more time." He walked up to L and put his hands on his shoulders. "I am not, repeat NOT" but was interrupted "Not" L said with a smirk. It took all of Light's willpower, vigour, and physical control over his body not to roll his eyes, but it failed anyway and those eyes went a rollin'. "That's hilarious Ryuzaki, I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it... hey you know what else is funny?" L was about to ask before a strong fist collided with his face and he went flying backwards.
"You know, that really hurt Light-kun". He sat up after falling to the ground after being caught off guard. "Well it wasn't supposed to tickle smartass". "Light-kun if you would be so kind as to grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass, I need to move into a restricted room. There is no one else to handcuff you to so you will be chained to your office chair until I return, it isn't as secure as I would have liked, but it would at least deter you if you were Kira." Light's eye twitched (Hmmm, odd) "You mean I am stuck here until you decide to come back?"
"No, Light-kun. I merely need to make sure you remain in the building; even if you are able to leave I doubt you would want to walk in the street with a chair following you. I doubt someone as vain as you would want to lose face"
"One more comment Ryuzaki and someone's face is gonna be different for sure"
"Up by seven percent Kira-kun" L began to chuckle as he heard Light sigh. Even when L left the room Light's eye was still twitching (He should really get that checked out).
Meanwhile, in the Shinigami realm…
"Hey Ryuk, still watching that Yagami kid?" a tall, slim Shinigami flew up behind everyone's favourite racoon eyed, wild looking, shit-disturbing, character (and no, I'm not talking about Misa Misa).
"Yeah, he'll probably get the Death Note back eventually, but it's kinda getting boring, it's only interesting when he fights with L, but nothing new"
"Well have you tried messing with the kid yourself?" the taller one asked.
"What do ya mean?"
"Well if you managed to get your hands on the Old Man's stuff you may be able to stir things up"
"Well, that is interesting" and with that, Ryuk flew off.
It's my first fanfiction, please review please give me ideas, they are welcome. Oh, and nothing negative. This will get funnier, this was more of a prologue than anything.