Disclaimer: I do not own Super Smash Bros.
In fact the only character I invented so far for Fan Fiction is Mother Hand.
It Monday morning in November at the Smash mansion and every one had started to get up, on a normal day they would have slept in, but today was special, today was mail day. So everyone walked down to the kitchen where they ate their meals joyfully. When they finished, they headed to the living room to receive their packages. Snake found the package he ordered which was filled with new guns and spy gear, Peach her cleaning supplies and Kirby a cookbook, and everyone else received something too. Zelda received a letter Link sent a week ago when he was on an adventure.
"Man had I known it would have taken this long I would have taken the letter to you," said Link.
"It's more fun receiving it by mail," responded Zelda.
Link then found a letter from Saria, not wanting to make Zelda jealous he took his letters and headed to his room.
Zelda read the letter from Link.
-Dear Zelda,
How's it going? I really, really miss you I hope you okay. If I find out Captain Falcon was trying to approach you again, I swear I'll beat him to the ground.
Zelda enjoyed that part; maybe she'd lie and say he did just for fun. She continued to read.
-I shall return soon, but till then, I bestow upon you the greatest nectar, my love.
Zelda put away the letter and went to her room carrying her packages. While she was walking she opened a package and looked inside, she found a little vile full of yellow liquid, this must be the nectar she read about, she thought she swallowed it. Tasty.
Back in the living room, "Aww," said Crazy Hand, "Mother Hand made us mittens."
At that most people dropped their packages. What! They have a mom? How is that possible? How can she make mittens? These where thoughts of the smasher currently in the room, sadly all would remain un-answered.
Master hand then shrieked, "they are pink! I'm not wearing one," with that he fled chased by his crazy brother.
Now left alone, many smashers found package with their name on it, but not the person who sent them. Some more rash smashers opened them, others decided not to, out of Peach's shot some smoke. Lucario gave up on using aura to find out the content, opened it and found chocolate, which he hid. People soon fanned out of the living room, headed elsewhere.