"You man whore!" Tsunade yelled.
Jiraiya let out a laugh, "Me? A man whore? I wasn't the one blowing a guy right outside our apartment suite, while I was gone on a business trip!"
"Honey, fucking the brains out of sluts across the state doesn't count as business."
Naruto cocked a brow at the angered couple. Meanwhile, Sasuke sat and continued to doodle his vodka bottles across his papers. He nudged the Uchiha, signalling him that it was their cue to council the couple, as they were employees of Konoha's Love Counciling.
"Okay, look. How can you two fight like this?"
The couple stared at the blonde as he continued, "I mean, there must have been some good times before this. Like.. Marriage? The courting days?"
Sasuke cleared his throat, "Hn, yes, let's see, where'd you meet?"
"Orochimaru's party" Tsunade spoke up, her face reddning.
"Was it fun?"
The two nodded in agreement, "Now, you both can think about the good times. Do you really want to give it all up to a little mistake in life?"
Naruto nodded, "I think my friend, Sasuke here is right. Think about it."
Jiraiya locked eyes over at his wife who sat across the desk from him, "Tsu... I really screwed up.."
"I know you did, Jiraiya.. We did.. Together"
Sasuke and Naruto looked between the couple, who eyes were filled with love. Their job was done, a success, as always.
"So..." Naruto chuckled nervously, "Thank you fo coming to Konoha's Love Counciling. Have a great relationship! Believe in it!"
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Sasuke sat in his desk, eyes on his papers and arranging his future appointments. In his mind, all he could think about was settling down and starting a family. But he knew that wouldn't be the case in his life. Not here.
"Sasuke!"
He looked up at the breathless Naruto in the doorway of his plain designed office with a huge grin across his face.
"Hn?"
"Would you rather.. Christmas time or Wedding Season?"
Sasuke smirked, "What's my name this time?"
"Okay, wedding at three tomorrow afternoon. I'll get the suits, you get the champagne."
Sasuke watched the blonde disappeared but reappeared an instant later, "Oh! And the condoms. Jumbo, teme."
He chuckled and leaned back in his seat, "Don't worry about it, dobe."
Requested by my lil' bro! :D We were watching Wedding Crashers, and he's always loved the characters Sasuke and Naruto. SO, I'm writing this for him 3
Next chap will be up soon,
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