"Yes, yes, YES!" Relics cried out in delight and tore into his brown four by four by four cardboard box. The canine and panther were on standby watching with a combination of puzzlement and curiosity. Relics' care package had finally arrived after rigorous screening tests, traveling halfway across the galaxy, disassembled and put back together.

When the box was no more than mere tatters on the ground, Relics' greedy hands dove into the pile of goods from home. In the box was a terabyte if music, movies, games, and news from back home, a dozen bars of chocolate, two bottles of his favorite body spray, a Frisbee, the latest video game system that Relics honestly didn't care about, and something he didn't ask for.

The human curiously inspected the data card that would plug into his modified wrist com. He wanted to find out what it was but he thought better of it and merely pocketed it. When he did he looked to his foster family.

"Sorry, let me clean up the mess." He said before Chloe could offer to. He threw the box's remains away and picked up his treasures but left the game station behind and a rounded plastic disk. The canine stared at the disk with a blank face. When Relics came back, he asked him about it.

"Um… Relics, what is that?"

The white haired human looked at the canine and shrugged. "That's a Frisbee, that other thing is a Playboxii, if you want to play- are you okay?" Relics asked when he picked up the Frisbee and Jason followed it like an earthen dog does a treat.

'Dear diary… jackpot.' Relics thought maliciously but Chloe saw that look in his eyes. She gave him a serious face and Relics shrank.

"Do you want to go throw it around?" Relics asked to which Jason merely nodded sharply. Relics smiled and figured he could get a good thing going here. "Um… Chloe?" He said with difficulty since he would proffer to show her some respect by calling her Mrs. Mahoney. "Would it be alright if I invite a few people over?"

Chloe only had to think about it for a second. "Of course, it's so warm out today we can get a final barbeque in before it gets too cold. In fact, invite everyone over; we have a lot of meat in the freezer we need to use."

Relics' eyebrows raised in surprise. 'Everything went better than expected.'

"Okay, let's go." Relics said and after a quick few calls he and Jason went outside into the large backyard with a beautiful garden and protective shrubbery. Little did Relics know but the shrubbery covered the electric fence that was installed prior to his move to the Mahoney residence.

He had Jason stand a few feet away while he explained the mechanics of the Frisbee. "Just take it like this, and throw like you would a shuriken."

"Yah, yah." Jason said as he bent his knees. He had no idea what a shuriken was, but he wanted that damn Frisbee, and he wanted it bad.

"Okay, here it comes." Relics said and gently tossed the Frisbee towards Jason but the canine snapped. Instead of merely catching the Frisbee, he tackled it to the ground while it was in midair. Relics heard some growling and gnawing sounds and he quickly ran to save his gift from home. "No! Stop it! LET GO!"

Jason growled at Relics but would not let go of the Frisbee he was trying to bite. Already Relics could see bite marks in his floating rotating gyro disk. Relics was about to flick him on the nose but then a cold blast of water splashed the two. Relics jumped back and Jason let go of the Frisbee, both soaked in cold water.

"None of that you two, keep it civil." Chloe purred and put down the garden hose.

The German Shepard rubbed the back of his head before shaking some of the water off. "Sorry about that Relics, I let my instincts get the better of me."

'If we would have gotten you fixed, you'd be more manageable.'

"It's no problem. You want to try again, maybe this time with a little less biting?"

"All I can do is promise." Jason chuckled and licked his chops as Relics got ready to throw that tasty looking disk.

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'I… am… GOD!' Relics decreed to himself as he held the Frisbee out to show Fox, Bill, Jason and James. Practically everyone Relics called showed up, the McClouds, Miyu, Fara, Bill, Slippy, the Tress family, and even Tracy from school showed up. The only person who didn't show was Falco, but he had a doctor's appointment which Slippy said was to check on his explosive diarrhea.

"What is that?" Bill asked, his eyes wide and puppy like just like everyone else.

"It's a Frisbee." Jason replied.

"What's it do?"

"It flies."

"How?"

"GET IT!" Jason shouted when Relics threw the Frisbee and Fox, Bill, Jason, and James ran after the disk. Jason dove for it but missed while the other three tore after it and started scrambling for it.

"Wow, I haven't seen him run that fast in years." Mrs. McCloud giggled as her husband sprinted faster than Bill and Fox to catch the Frisbee. "Thanks so much for inviting us, Relics."

"No problem Mrs. McCloud." Relics said with a smirk as he couldn't help but remember just how much she hated him when they first met.

'No woman can resist my charms… speaking of which.' Relics thought when he saw that Chloe had finally managed to pry Xavier and Angie away from their daughter Lana. Mrs. McCloud also noticed this and said she was going to go join the game of Frisbee, leaving Relics to make his move.

The human strolled over to the porch and up to the minx. He gave her a smile and she giggled.

"What?" She purred.

"Oh nothing, how you doing beautiful?" Relics said and couldn't help but laugh as the minx giggled even more and her tail whisked around playfully.

"Stop it you, you're making me blush, handsome!" She laughed, her nose twitching as the scent of cooking meat tantalized her predator nose. "Ooh, smells like the burgers are done!"

"Come on, let's go get some." Relics said and led the gorgeous hybrid to the grill and handed her a plate. "My lady."

"Thank you good sir." She purred as she leaned up close and let her fur rub up against him.

'Oh my God, that tank top and running shorts are so hot on her. What I wouldn't give to get her upstairs and on my bed.'

The young man picked up the spatula and put a nice juicy burger on her bun.

"That's a lot of meat; I love big hunks of meat." Lana said with a straight face but they both couldn't help but crack up laughing.

"Hey pumpkin, what's so funny?" Lana's dad Xavier asked as he came over with the sole intent to be the third wheel's wet blanket.

'The size of your dick you cock-blocking old man!'

"Oh nothing daddy, Relics and I were just talking." Lana said with a few small laughs popping up.

"Oh? About what?" Angie asked as she walked up next to her husband.

'Which position would be best to nail your daughter.'

"Mainly everyone's antics with the Frisbee." Lana lied as her silver tongue worked its charms over her parents.

'My God she looks a lot like her parents. She's got the panther facial structure but her father's muzzle and eyes. Lana's eyes are scary on her dad though.'

"Indeed." Xavier grunted as he saw Chloe run around with the Frisbee in her hands, taunting the boys with it. "So, Mr. McCloud… how has… school been then?"

"Very good Mr. Tress, thanks to your charming daughter I've been able to keep up despite the gastronomical differences in both language and methods of teaching." Relics said with a slight hint of smug like that of a blue blood.

The vulpine forced a smile as Lana giggled behind her hand. "So nice to hear. Darling, didn't you want to show Lana something out at the car?"

"Yes I did, come along Fara." Angie said and whisked Lana away.

'Dat… ass!' Relics thought as Lana purposefully swayed her body left and right as she knew Relics would be watching.

"Well then Mr. McCloud, I do hope that things have been going well for you and that you haven't broken our little agreement." The brown fox said skipping the small talk altogether.

'Trust me, when I break our "agreement," your daughter won't be able to walk straight for a week and she'll thank me for it!'

"No sir, her friendship is too important to me to risk that." Relics replied. "Burger?"

"I ate before I came." Xavier said shaking his head. "Well, have a good day."

"You too sir." Relics said as the vulpine turned on his heel and left.

'She might call you daddy now but she'll call me daddy one of these days.'

The outdoor part went on for another two hours before people started to head home. Overall it was a success if you didn't count the fact that Lana's parents kept her away from a certain human the entire time. Still though, he got a quick hug before she left despite her parents' disfavor and that would do for now.

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AUTHOR'S NOTES~~~ Alright, so that was the first chapter of the un-canon chronicles. The series is going to be a bunch of shorts of interesting life experiences on Corneria that didn't quite make it into the canon. I've got a few shorts already worked up; in fact this one was made like six months ago. Anyways I hoped you enjoyed and tell me what you thought. Oh yeah, thanks to everyone that voted on the polls.