Disclaimer- I don't own Yu Yu hakusho but I hope someday I do ^_^

Author's note- wanna know how I got the idea? I'm not sure…..but it's kinda like Big Brother, if you ever saw that show….except no one gets kicked out (they leave on their own free will)….and some other things, but you'll see when you read…..

Day 1

Yusuke

I have no idea why the heck I'm here. First I wanted the money, but as soon as I got here, I knew I was screwed. Kurama's yelling at Hiei to stop threatening to kill Kuwabara- why's Kurama have to ruin all of our fun? ^_^…..no one's gonna miss him anyway…

We had to choose a list of choices for dinner- I've never heard of this….i don't dare to even call it food. Who eats escargot??? Snails?! What the heck? And who would even look at this tuna casserole? And asparagus?! Even Kurama had to excuse himself, and you know how polite he always is-that gets on my nerves- I'm getting off topic again…..

Then we picked rooms. Kuwabara (the jerk) picked the best room- the one closest to the refrigerator. The best food is in that refrigerator--which I can't understand….why can't our dinner be in there?? Who the heck wants escargot??

Yeah, anyway, Kurama gets the next closest room, Hiei gets the one closest to the front door, and I'm stuck in the basement. Which, by the way, has NO refrigerator.

Then, to top it all off, we have this wide-screen TV, and Kuwabara decides to program the TV to have a child block--and then forgets his own password. Now all we can watch is Spongebob Squarepants….which is strangely addicting….but that's not the point. The point is, I wanted to see some action movies, like Rush Hour 2, but now I'm stuck watching The Little Mermaid.

Just remember, Yusuke: there's money, money, money, money……..

Gotta go, Spongebob's on again.

Kuwabara

Urameshi is really getting on my nerves. First he gets mad cause I win a game of paper rock scissors and get the room closest to the refrigerator, then I accidentally set a child block on the TV, and he blows up! What's his deal? Is Spongebob really that bad?? He could be stuck watching Pokemon!

Really the only reason I'm in this contest is the money. With it, I could take Yukina on a date and then she'd have to fall in love with he and--Ok, so maybe it's not gonna happen like that….she's already totally into me ^_^

Then Hiei starts yelling at me for doing absolutely NOTHING! Urameshi just stands there laughing, while Kurama tries to pry Hiei's sword out of his hands. That shorty almost stabbed me! Who could mess up this perfect body!?

Later, we played some Video games. I beat everyone, of course……OK, SO MAYBE I DIDN'T! Urameshi beat us all at Mario Kart 64, Kurama beats us (bad) at Super Smash Brothers, and Hiei (after lots of threats) wins a game of Mario Tennis….he just loved whacking the ball into my character…Then they all tie in Mario Party 4. I never said I was good at video games anyway….

Now I'm in my room, door locked. Hiei's in one of his moods again, and even Kurama's staying outside until he goes to sleep--if he goes to sleep….creepy…….

Hiei

I'm NOT happy being here. I don't even know why I'm here. If I leave Kuwabara the Dork will start chanting with his whiny voice, and then I'll try to shut him up as Kurama tries to stop me from hurting him and Yusuke stands around laughing. So I'll stay. For now.

They expect us to eat snails and some disgusting excuse for a vegetable called Asparagus. It looks as repulsive as Kuwabara.

Kurama's optimism is REALLY getting on my nerves. I mean, why would he care whether I hurt Kuwabara or not? He's a "big boy"; he can handle it. He says he doesn't want us to get into a violent state of mind; what crap.

So, anyway, I decide I might as well try to get used to being nice to Kuwabara. I even agree to play a video game with him. What the heck is Tennis, I'd like to ask? What screwy person thought of that game? The only fun was when I got to hit the ball into people….almost like fighting with rackets, I guess……what am I saying?! ...i need some sleep.

Kurama

This is not exactly what I had expected. I don't really expect everyone to get together perfectly, but I literally had to break up 4 fights (most including Hiei, of course)….I only wanted to use the money to get a nice gift for my mother for her birthday, but now I really think I'd rather get a job at Starbucks or something.

First we get here, and they tell us we have to eat escargot and asparagus for dinner. It sickened me….i don't think anyone else felt differently. The food in the Refrigerator wasn't that bad…. I remember seeing some Pepsi…..

…..and then the fighting began. Yusuke and Kuwabara start fighting about which room they want….i just decided to take the one second closest to the refrigerator. Didn't feel like playing paper rock scissors for a room….Oddly enough Kuwabara wins. And of course he starts gloating…which starts the next fight with him and Hiei…Hiei has a big temper sometimes……..

Then we start playing video games. Never played a video game before……Yusuke beat us at Mario Kart 64. I won in Super Smash Brothers!!….and Hiei wins a game of Mario Tennis (though I think it's most likely because of all of the threats he made…)

Then Kuwabara sets the child block, and forgets his password. Yusuke and him fight for another 15 minute, and we get an email saying the TV will be replaced in 5 days. Yusuke's not that relieved…..and while running away from him Kuwabara keeps reminding him the TV will be replaced.

To be truthful, I'm not sure what we are supposed to be doing here…so far, it looks like whoever is left alive wins…..=_=

Ok, that's the first chapter (short, I know). If anyone likes it, I'll continue….