Disclaimer: Don't own iCarly, The Characters, or anything related to it. Only own my imagination…

This story is made by me, I get all the credit (good or bad) receive for this story.

It all started as a simple day in Seattle. People were shouting about the rushing citizens, kids were playing and talking, and people relaxing at home. Freddie Benson was not happy because he saw that he gained muscles, but the fact that he earned a 23 killstreak in Modern Warfare 2.

Freddie was a normal guy, with a strange life. Freddie's mom was VERY overprotecting, and Freddie just hated it. It made him look bad because she always want him to take these "tick baths" and things.

Last year, she said, "Honey, I got butt washing cream and super duper tick bath supreme. When you get home we'll try it out" right in front of a ton of viewers, including classmates, at iCarly

iCarly is a web based show including Samantha Pukket (or Sam), Carly Shay, and the awesome Freddie Benson. More than 500,000 people watch it every week, so you can't say it's not popular, but seeing that EVERYONE watch it, it's more than a hassle to keep a smile.

Anyway, Freddie loved Carly, but he developed new feelings towards Sam. He thinks he's out of his mind, knowing that he likes Sam.

Sam is well… basically a bully, but she loves her meats. Sam isn't really the "Dating" type, but it is a nice thought. Sam herself likes Freddie, but she keeps denying it every time she looks at his face. She also kissed him on a stairwell and admitted she kissed him on accident, but she wished she hadn't kissed him in the first place.

Freddie was on his way to a 30 killstreak when a phone ranged. He looked away for moment, and his controller vibrated, telling him he died. He was furious but went for the phone.

"HELLO,"

"Yo what's your problem flapjack?" Sam asked

"You made me die..."

"Oh goody, anyway I was wondering I could copy your homework?"

"No, and why didn't you do it, it was very simple?"

"I not asking, I'm demanding, and what kind of question is that, I'm Sam remember?"

"Alright I'm on my way," Freddie hanged up the phone and grabbed his homework. He then proceeded out the door. He then remembered something.

"Crap!" He forgot to quit the game. He ran back inside to find a statistics screen and the kills and deaths.

"I'm now a noob again…" he mumbled.

Back at Carly's loft, Sam was hunting through the refrigerator to find meat. She only found vegetables, hot sauce, and some bread. She was desperate, so she made a carrot sandwich with hot sauce on it. Carly came in to see Sam stuffing the sandwich down her throat.

"You know, you're going to kill yourself if you swallow it whole in one bite."

Sam, being ignorant did it anyway.

"Nice to know," Sam said. They discussed about what to do on iCarly tomorrow when Freddie came in. Sam looked at him with disgust.

"What, like what you see?"

"You must be paranoid if you think I like you," She then insulted him multiple times after that.

"Why do you hate me?"

"Well one: you're an easy target to pick on. Two: you never defend yourself with comebacks and stuff. And three: Its fun."

"Nice to know, now here is the answers" Freddie hander her the paper and left when she said "Can I stay at your place, Spencer is picking Carly up and I don't want to stay at my place."

He thought a while and said ok.

"Today?"

"No tomorrow. And don't say anything to anyone loser!"

And so it was a date…

A/N: I know, not very catching at first or very long, but that's because it's the intro. If you like it, Review it. If you don't, Review it. Later people.