Pee-Wee's Ambition

by cheesemann

Aliens took over the world after Pee-Wee killed every crack cocaine user. He, after loosing his memory, just remembered the drug P.S.A. he did in the 80's. Now, ten years later, he's killing any crack user in the known world.

Pee-Wee's Epic Journey

A practise story…

In the Year of 1990, a hero arose. "This is crack", he camly stated, "Crack cocain". During the apocolypse, Pee-wee became the hero of our time, killing millions upon millions of drug users. To an interviewer, all he said was, "All I remember is my hatrid for crack cocain." He later stated that a metal plate was lodged in his head sinse birth. "I forgot everything. My name. My family. My… Puppie! I only remember a burning passion to kill crack users. So, that I did." He ended his story as an alien smashed through the window. He didn't have crack on him. The alien, frothing at the mouth, squirming about on the floor, yelling, "SQUID!" I got a thingy of crack, and I, well, threw it at him. "You have crack!" Pee-Wee yelled in a fury. He leapt into the air, swinging the crack sword, and killed the alien in one fell swoop. The alien fell, dead. The interviewers were safe, for now…

The End.