Leni [jumpy]: Hey, guys. Meet my date. And now, we have to go upstairs really quickly.
[Creaks are heard in Leni's room]
[30 minutes later, Leni in a gown and her date leave the room]
Leni: See ya.
[The date leaves the house]
[The next day.]
Leni [jumpy]: Hey, guys. Meet my other date. And now, we have to go upstairs really quickly.
[Creaks are heard in Leni's room]
[30 minutes later, Leni in a gown and her 2nd date leave the room]
Leni: See ya.
[The next day.]
Leni [jumpy]: Hey, guys. Meet my 3rd date. And now, we have to go upstairs really quickly.
[Creaks are heard in Leni's room]
[30 minutes later, Leni in a gown and her 3rd date leave the room]
Leni: See ya.
[The next day]
Doctor: Ms. Loud, how many times have you have sexual intercourse this week?
Leni: [counting] 16, oh, that's totes the same number as my age.
Doctor: Anyway... Here's the results. You have AIDS.
THE END