I was in a one-shot mood and decided to do a complete overhaul on a previous story. Enjoy, not sure if I'll update this in the future or at least extend this a bit guess it depends on the feedback.
Warning Language and maybe potentially offensive? In fact, let me just make this clear now. The Saints are not heroes like so many stories try to portray them. They are a criminal organization and should be written as such. The Boss is a villain plain and simple.
Disclaimer: I don't own Saints Row if I did….this would probably be canon.
Chapter 0: The Boss Wakes Up
-Steelport: Shaundi's Pad-
"We've lost our way and now we're paying for it." The Boss thought to himself as he washed his face in Shaundi's bathroom sink. "Gat tried to warn us and now he's gone." The Boss thought as he stared into the mirror. He was a man with dark skin and short black hair that had purple highlights; his purple contacts seemed dull and lifeless-lacking the fire that was there when he had first reformed the saints. Now that he thought about it…
…That fire had been gone for a long time.
He ran his gang with an iron fist but years of peace had made him relaxed…had made him weak. Johnny tried to warn him but he simply didn't listen. He had allowed himself to be persuaded into going corporate and while his wealth grew, the spirit of the Saints had been sacrificed. They had forgotten who they were and more importantly…
…They had forgotten who he was.
Hell some of the newest recruits didn't even know his face.
It didn't take him long to realize that continuing on this way would only lead to more funerals.
"Lin, Carlos, Aisha…" The Boss trailed off as he shut his eyes tight. "Johnny…I won't let this continue. I will not be turned into a bitch. Not by Loren, not by his syndicate, and especially not by my own fucking crew!" The Boss thought as a familiar passion began to burn in his core. It was the same feeling he had when he was younger and simply wanted to watch the world burn, a feeling that could only be satiated by chaos and mayhem.
A single tear fell from his left eye as a fierce glare was reflected in the mirror. It was the same expression he wore when he shot down Julius, the one man that was like a father to him.
I learned that being in charge was better than being a bitch who kept his mouth shut and does what he's told.
"Fucking hypocrite!" The Boss thought in anger as he clenched his fist.
*Crash!*
He didn't even blink as his fist slammed into the mirror. The Boss grunted as he pulled back his hand and walked out of the bathroom.
"Johnny's gone and now I'm the only one left…the only one who truly knows what it means to be a Third Street Saint." The Boss thought as he stepped out into the main room where Pierce was looking over the weapons.
"Hey Boss, what happened to you?" Pierce questioned as he looked at the man's bloodied fist. The Boss let a cold smirk grace his lips as he tilted his head and stared at his Lieutenant. The sun shone through the window and seemed to focus on the purple Fleur tattooed to his neck as he answered.
"I woke up." The Boss said simply as he buttoned the sleeves of his purple shirt. Around his neck was a black tie and a golden chain with a fleur pendant. Over his shirt was a black vest and he opted to wear a pair of black dress slacks. On his feet were a pair of black dress shoes with purple soles. Pierce looked at the Boss in confusion as the man picked up two 45 Shepherds. "Nice weight." Before Pierce could say anything Shaundi quickly stormed into the room.
"So what's next?" Shaundi questioned as she turned to the Boss whom glanced back towards her.
"What's next is you go back to Stilwater." The Boss said simply as he holstered the guns. Shaundi gave him a glare as he crossed his arms and leant on the table.
"What!?" Shaundi questioned incredulously as she stepped forward and picked up the rifle that was next to the Boss. "No this is my fight too!" Shaundi argued making Pierce roll his eyes.
"Girl-"
"Fuck you say?" The Boss questioned quietly as he narrowed his eyes at her. Pierce instantly shut up as he saw the dark expression that suddenly crossed his Boss' face. Shaundi took a step back at his tone and widened her eyes in slight fear. Suddenly she felt as though she was that same drugged out hippie that had dared to question her boss all those years ago.
"I-"
"Let me tell you something. I was ordering you to return home and get back up, it's kind of your job Lieutenant." The Boss interrupted her as he stood up. "Since Johnny went ahead and got his ass killed it means I'm stuck without a second-in-command. All I have are you two assholes since God thought it'd be funny to take Carlos away from me as well all those years ago. Now go home, bring back some homies, and then we'll talk about your role in this war. Clear?"
"Yes…" Shaundi said quietly as she glanced down.
"The fuck you just say?" The Boss questioned again as his eyes narrowed further.
"Yes, Boss!" Shaundi said a bit louder this time making him nod as he brushed past her.
"Good. This will probably be the easiest task I'll have for you in this war so you better succeed or we'll be attending the funeral of two lieutenants later." The Boss said seriously. "I've been too soft on you all for a while now, a mistake I am correcting now, do not forget your places again. Pierce, let's roll."
"Alright, let's show those asshole they won't get away with fucking with the Saints Boss!" Pierce said as he followed his Boss. It was a bitter-sweet moment, just like the man said the Boss they feared had woke up…but was it really worth the cost of Johnny's Life?"
-Later-
It had been a day since they sat up base in Shaundi's apartment and now The Boss and Pierce were on their way to Planet Saints after getting their car modified. It was a simple purple low-rider, the Boss had decided to go cheap because their cars never tended to last long at the beginning of gang wars.
"Hey Boss…"Pierce began as the Boss drove through the streets.
"Sup?" The Boss questioned as he glanced over at the man.
"About what you said about Carlos…I miss him too he was a good kid and an even better gang member but is it true that none of us have proven ourselves to you? Even after all these years?" Pierce questioned seriously making the Boss sigh.
"It's not that you haven't proven yourselves or because I don't trust you-I don't trust anyone or didn't but Gat's dead so it's back to no one- It's just that you and Shaundi have things holding you back from being my second-in-command." The Boss said seriously making Pierce blink in confusion.
"What do you mean?"
"To be my second you have to be good gangbangers, have the time to do an effective job, and most importantly…you have to be real to yourself." The Boss said seriously. "At the risk of sounding like a pussy you and Shaundi are phenomenal at being gangbangers."
"Wait, Really!?" Pierce asked in confusion, he could count on one hand how many compliments he got from the Boss.
"We fuck around with you, but we respect what you do. You make paper and that's fucking important. It's the only reason I can't have you taking Johnny's place." The Boss said honestly. "I need you to continue focusing on generating funds, hopefully without us losing our way this time."
"Oh…" Pierce said awkwardly to say he was humbled was an understatement. He always thought no one noticed his importance but the Boss did, and to here he was a top candidate for Johnny's position was a surprise to say the least. "And Shaundi?"
"She is up there right next to you but her problem is she isn't real to herself. She needs to be secure with who she really is. This T.V star corporate bullshit thing she's doing right now? That's not her and she knows it. Shaundi, the real Shaundi, parties her ass off, has tried every fucking drug at least once, and has fucked half of this country."
"But I thought going clean was an improvement?" Pierce said in confusion making the Boss snort derisively.
"Fuck, no. I will say, however, part of the reason I recruited her was because she could go clean so fast in a way." The Boss said and seeing Pierce's confusion he explained a bit more. "She did just enough drugs and alcohol to kick back and have fun, she was never really dependent on the shit like you see some junkies. That shows self-control. However she let everyone else influence her into thinking she was weak, and tried to change herself. And quite frankly, that's that shit I don't like."
"So you're saying if she became fun Shaundi again, you'd give her Gat's place?" Pierce said incredulously.
"In a heartbeat." The Boss said seriously. "She has a good head on her shoulders, but as long as she's this stuck-up bitch with anger issues, she's more likely to get demoted than promoted. She needs to realize that Gat doesn't want us to get vengeance…he would want us to get even. That's how the fucking Saints roll."
"Well damn…why the fuck haven't we had these deep ass discussions more often!?" Pierce questioned making the Boss bark out a laugh.
"You never asked. You all should ask for progress reports, shows initiative." The Boss said nonchalantly making Pierce roll his eyes.
"Yeah, yeah…well I'm going to need some driving music to remove this awkward tension." Pierce said suddenly making the Boss roll his eyes as he turned on the radio.
BGM: What I Got- Sublime
"Oh, here we go! Come on Boss let's do this! You know the words!" Pierce said with a laugh making the Boss roll his eyes and change the station.
BGM: END
"I told you, we're doing shit real this time." The Boss said with a smirk. Seeing the song title, Pierce let out a laugh.
Aww shit, I forget how much I missed the old you! Let's do this shit."
"Better do better than that time you tried to sing So Sick by Ne-Yo." The Boss drawled as Pierce gave him a mock glare.
BGM: 2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted- Tupac & Snoop Dogg
[Pierce] Up out of there
[Boss] (chuckles)
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
[Pierce] Pump that up G
[Boss] Ahh shit, you done fucked up now -
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
You done put two of America's
most wanted in the same
motherfuckin place at the same
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
motherfuckin time, hahahahah
Y'all niggaz about to feel this
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Break out the champagne glasses
and the motherfuckin condoms
Have one on us aight?
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
[Boss]
Picture perfect, I paint a perfect picture
Bomb the hoochies with precision my intention's to get richer
With the P-I-E-R-C-E, Pierce my fuckin homey
Youse a cold ass nigga on them hogs
[Pierce]
Sho nuff, I keep my hand on my gun, cuz they got me on the run
Now I'm back in the courtroom waitin on the outcome
Free the Boss, is all that's on a niggaz mind
But at the same time it seem they tryin to take mine
So I'ma get smart, and get defensive and shit
And put together a million march, for some gangsta shit
[Boss]
So now they got us laced
Two multimillionare motherfuckers catchin cases (mmm)
Bitches get ready for the throwdown, the shit's about to go down
Uhh, me and Pierce about to clown
I'm "Losin My Religion", I'm vicious on these stool pigeons
You might be deep in this game, but you got the rules missin
Niggaz be actin like they savage, they out to get the cabbage
I got, nuthin but love, for my niggaz livin lavish
[Pierce}
I got a pit named P, she niggarino
I got a house out in the hills right next to Chino
and I, think I got a black Beamer
but my dream is to own a fly casino
like Bugsy Seagel, and do it all legal
and get scooped up, by the little homie in the Regal
Mmm, it feel good to you baby bubba
Ya see, this is for the G's and the keys motherfucker
[Boss]
Now follow as we riiiiide
Motherfuck the rest, two of the best from the West side
And I can make you famous
Niggaz been dyin for years, so how could they blame us
I live in fear of a felony
I never stop bailin these, motherfuckin G's
If ya got it better flaunt it, another warrant
2 of Amerikaz Most Wanted
[Chorus:]
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
[Boss] Nuthin but a gangsta party...
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Nuthin but a gangsta party
it ain't nuthin but a
motherfuckin gangsta party
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
Nuthin but a gangsta party
it ain't nuthin but a
motherfuckin gangsta party
Ain't nuttin but a gangsta party
[Boss]
Now give me fifty feet
Defeat is not my destiny, release me to the streets
And keep whatever's left of me
Jealousy is misery, suffering is grief
Better be prepared when you cowards fuck wit me
I bust and flea, these niggaz must be crazy what?
There ain't no mercy motherfuckers who can fade the Thugs
(hahah right) You thought it was but it wasn't, now dissapear
Bow down in the presence of a boss player
[Pierce]
It's like cuz, blood, gangbangin
Everybody in the party doin dope slangin
You got to have papers in this world
You might get your first snatch, before your eyes swerl
Ya doing ya job, every day
And then you work so hard til ya hair turn gray
Let me tell you about life, and bout the way it is
You see we live by the gun, so we die by the gun's kids
[Boss]
They tell me not to roll with my glock
So now I gotta throw away
Floatin in the black Benz, tryin to do a show a day
They wonder how I live, with five shots
Niggaz is hard to kill, on my block
Schemes for currency and doe related
Affiliated with the hustlers, so we made it
No answers to questions, I'm tryin to get up on it
My nigga Pierce with me, eternally the most wanted
BGM: END
The song ended just as they parked outside of Planet Saints.
"Not bad Pierce, maybe you quit with that R & B shit and focus on rap. You seem to remember those lyrics easier." The Boss said as he stepped out of the car.
"Yeah, yeah, just watch I'ma drop a mix-tape so beautiful even you will be crying your eyes out." Pierce swore making the Boss snort.
"Bitch, when have you seen me cry?" The Boss questioned curiously.
"Point…" Pierce admitted. "Aight we need to buy some threads, not too much we don't have the funds to splurge."
"Oh please, we still own this shop right? They'll be glad to give us shit. Especially if their female." The Boss said seriously.
"Why would their gender matter?" Pierce asked in confusion making the Boss blink and gesture to himself as if the answer should be obvious.
"Nigga, I am a Pimp." The Boss stated seriously, stressing the last word for emphasis. "Look at my hair bitch, it's fucking luxurious." The Boss said and pulled out a comb to comb back his black and purple hair as they walked into the store.
"Since when!?" Pierce asked incredulously, this was the first time he had heard of his boss' apparent side-job.
"What? Cause I'm the Boss I'm the only motherfucker in the Row not allowed to have a side-job?" The Boss asked incredulously. "There is a reason that our gang consists mainly of Strippers and Hoes."
"That's why!?" Pierce asked as if he had found out the answer to a question that had been bugging him for years.
"Hell yes, and I personally hired instructors to teach them how to fight which is why they are so good." The Boss said as he turned to his Lieutenant. "Two Words: Stripper Assassins. They are the future of gang warfare."
"Bullshit." Pierce deadpanned.
"Mark my words. Now let me show you how a Pimp bargains." The Boss said as he approached the counter. The Cashier was a tan woman with short blonde hair and green eyes. She was wearing a pair of khaki's and a Saints Row hoodie and was currently texting on her phone.
BGM: Sexy Can I (Feat. Yung Berg) - Ray. J
OR
BGM: Walk Thru (Feat. Problem)- Rich Homie Quan
"Hey shawty, gotta say you looking fine as hell right now…" The Boss began as Pierce felt his jaw drop, never seeing this side of the Boss before.
"Listen jerk-"The Cashier said as she glance up only to feel her jaw drop. "Y-you're the B-boss…oh my God!"
"How you doing darling?" The Boss questioned with a wink making her swallow nervously.
"Am I on undercover Boss right now?" The Cashier questioned suddenly making him smirk.
"Not at all, as you see I'm not really undercover right now. Tell me…Candy right?" The Boss questioned as he read her nametag. "I seem to have lost my wallet, but I am in a buying mood…see the problem?"
"U-uh, yeah I get it, please take whatever you want!" Candy said making him smile.
"Tell me how old are you, 19, 20?"
"T-twenty- one."
"Ah even better!" The Boss said with a chuckle. "College student?" The Boss questioned curiously.
"J-just graduated…"
"Major?"
"Fashion."
"Hmm…tell you what Candy, pick something out for me and whatever it is I'll take. Consider it a small test of sorts." The Boss said and Candy nodded nervously before glancing around the shop, her eyes landed on something on the far end of the counter and she quickly grabbed it.
"H-here!" Candy said as she placed a pair of black framed sunglasses that had dark purple lenses. Glancing at a nearby mirror, the Boss gave a low whistle of appreciation.
"Not bad at all, is this it?"
"Y-yes…you don't need anything else…you're perfect." The last part seemed to have slipped out as she looked incredibly shocked she had said it out loud. "Sorry, it's just I'm such a huge fan!
"I like your style Candy! Tell you what, here's my card call me if you're interested in working for me. Good pay, great health coverage, and we'll pay off those pesky college loans for you." The Boss said as he handed her a purple business card that had a golden Saint's Angel on the front. "Call me." The Boss said with a wink as he grabbed her hand and placed a kiss on the back of it. The Boss turned to see his shell-shocked Lieutenant and gave a smirk as he walked passed Pierce.
"W-what the hell…?"
"Pimp." The Boss answered. Pierce was going to respond when they heard the sounds of cars pulling up to the store. "Shit, Candy get down!"
BGM: END
"Fuck, we got Morning Star Boss!" Pierce said as he took cover.
"I see, that! That's bad news…" The Boss began has he pulled out his guns. "For them!" The Boss finished with a smirk before dashing out of the store.
"Oh shit, he just ran in!" Pierce thought in alarm.
BGM: Amped to 12-Shinobi Ninja
A grin threatened to split the Boss' face as he aimed at a male member of the Morning Star.
*BANG!*
The man dropped dead as the Boss rolled to the side as the other members began to open fire. The Boss took cover behind one of their cars before standing up and shooting a female member in her leg. Before she could fall, however, he ran forward and caught her and proceeded to use her as human shield as he opened fire on the other gang members
*BANG!*
*BANG!*
*BANG!*
"Three shots, three bodies…I still got it!" The Boss thought with a smirk before placing the barrel of his gun to the woman's head and pulling the trigger.
*BANG!*
Letting her fall, he spun just in time to avoid being punched by a male Morning Star that tried to sneak up on him. The Boss holstered his gun as he began to bounce on his feet, almost as if he were dancing as he narrowed his eyes at his opponent. The Morning Star released a vicious right which the Boss ducked under before standing up and releasing a powerful uppercut that sent him stumbling back. Seeing his opening, the Boss leapt up and landed on the man like a monkey.
"Thank you Sons of Samedi for your awesome fighting style, may you all burn in hell." The Boss thought as he held on to the man and delivered three rapid punches to his face before flipping back and grabbing the man's neck between his leg. The Boss smirked as he flipped, and slammed the man head-first into the unforgiving concrete-killing him instantly. Flipping to his feet, the Boss instantly had to lean back to avoid his car slamming into him.
"The fuck is that!?" The Boss wondered incredulously as he saw a huge hulking man blatantly saying fuck you to physics and knocking cars away from him. "Fuck it." The Boss deadpanned as he ran towards the Brute. The two met each other in no time and time seemed to slow as the Boss dodged one of the large fists, reloaded his gun, and hopped on to the brute and placed the barrel of gun to its head.
*BANG!*
*BANG!*
*BANG!*
Flipping off of the Brute, the Boss used both of his legs to deliver a powerful sweep kick that sent the Brute falling face first into the street. The Boss wasted no time and climbed onto its back and shot it in the back of its head two more times. The Boss stood up and holstered the gun once the monstrosity stopped moving. He rolled his eyes as Pierce poked his head form the door and walked out once he saw everything was clear.
Bronze Trophy Unlocked: David & Goliath
"Nice back up as always Pierce." The Boss drawled as he got into a Morning Star car.
"Hey I was about to come up with a plan when you decided to go full action-hero on everybody. Can't blame me if you didn't give me a chance!" Pierce defended as he got into the passenger seat. The Boss rolled his eyes but realized he had a point.
"Too amazing for my own good." The Boss mused as he drove away from the store
"Forgot how modest the real you was." Pierce added sarcastically. "By the way did you see that big mother fucker? He wasn't normal! Throwing cars and shit…"
"Believe me I saw." The Boss muttered making Pierce chuckle.
"But hey Boss, props on going all God of War on that bitch."
"Hey the Saints back down to no one!" The Boss said before noticing a helicopter in his rearview mirror. Before Pierce could pull out his gun, The Boss aimed back with his pistol.
*BANG!*
The bullets shot through the windshield and killed the pilot instantly. Pierce could only shake his head as the helicopter spiraled down into the unforgiving streets.
*BOOOOOOM!*
Silver Trophy Unlocked: Black Hawk Down
"God damn you're a scary mother fucker!"
BGM: END
-The next night-
The Boss stood in his helicopter as he stared at the Morning Star's penthouse party through his binoculars.
"So what you think Boss?"
"I feel sorry for the pimp of those hoes." The Boss drawled as he put the binoculars away. "They're about to be under new management."
"Pierce what's the Boss talking about?" Shaundi asked in confusion making Pierce snort.
"Oh yeah you don't know, check this. While you we were on T.V. the Boss decided to become a Pimp."
"The hell? Since when!?" Shaundi asked incredulously. "Never mind that can wait, Boss the Crew is ready down stairs-say the word and we crash the party."
"Got it. Aight, I'm going in." The Boss said as he put on his backpack.
BGM: Power-Kanye West
"This one's for you Gat." The Boss thought as he dove out the window. The Boss closed his eyes as he felt the wind rush past him and the first time in years…
…He felt alive…
Lin…
Carlos…
Aisha…
Johnny…
The Boss' eyes snapped open with a glare as he released his parachute. He glided over the pent-house and released the parachute when he was over the pool.
*Splash!*
So caught up in the party, no one even noticed him land in the pool. The Boss calmly strode from the water and narrowed his eyes at a nearby Morning Star.
"Touchdown, I'll get the code and y'all can come bring hell."
["Got it Boss!"]
"Yo." The Boss said as he suddenly grabbed the lieutenant and placed the gun to his head. "The elevator codes give em up and you'll live. Be smart." The Boss drawled making the man glare at him.
"Damn it…fine its 3-1-3-1. Now hands off the Jacket!" The man bit out making the Boss nod.
"Great. By the way? I'm a fucking liar."
*BANG!*
Dropping the man, the Boss spun around and threw a grenade towards a group of Morning Star as he dove back into the pool.
*BOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Steeping out of the pool from the other side, the Boss simply walked through the building getting headshot after headshot on every Morning Star he could spot.
"Yo hands off the merchandise!" The Boss shouted as one member tried to use a stripper as cover only to find a bullet between his eyes. The Boss handed her a business card as he strode by, leaving her standing along and starring at his back incredulously. Once he shot his way to the elevator, he threw a grenade at the pitiful barricade that was in front of him.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
*BANG!*
*BANG!*
*BANG!*
The Boss smirked as he hit the Elevator after blasting through a few of the cannon fodder.
"Come on, don't let me have all the fun!" The Boss chuckled as he continued to shoot down the Morning Star.
["Don't worry Boss, guard the elevator and we'll be up shortly."]
BGM: END
BGM: Saints Row Rap- JT Machinima (Saints Row the Third)
"I got you." The Boss said as he continued to hold the line for a few moments before the elevator finally opened. "Ladies." The Boss said with a quick bow making some of the newer recruits giggle as Shaundi shook her head.
"Damn, how I didn't see before now is amazing." Shaundi said as she realized her Boss actually was a Pimp. "What's the plan?"
"The plan is for you remind me why I let you all become Saints." The Boss said with a smirk which was matched by his subordinates.
"You heard the Boss, clear up all the Morning Star." Shaundi said as she ran in front of the Boss. The Boss blinked as he found himself getting a perfect view of her perfectly shaped rear-end. Thanks to him remembering just who he was, the Boss decided to something he's wanted to do for years.
*Slap!*
"Whoa! What the hell Boss!?" Shaundi demanded as she rubbed her rear.
"It was a moment of weakness." The Boss deadpanned as the nearby saints giggled at his antics. "Now while you deal with these assholes, I'll head to the helicopter." The Boss said as he ran off.
"What? Why?" Shaundi called out in confusion.
"Cause this shit always ends in a helicopter chase. Come on this was too easy!" The Boss answered as he ran up to the upper levels. The Boss rolled his eyes as he saw a lieutenant hopping into his helicopter and the Boss instantly got into the second one as soon as he approached the helipad.
["Son of a bitch, there's a bomb!"]
"Completely called that shit, don't worry I'm in pursuit now." The Boss drawled as he chased after the helicopter. "How's clean-up going?"
["Do I look like a damn maid!?"]
"Shit, you'll be a maid if I tell you to." The Boss said with a no-nonsense tone silencing her instantly. "Anyway, you'd be the hottest maid ever, I mean that ass-"
["I'm hanging up now."] Shaundi stated making him laugh. It wasn't long before he landed behind the retreating Morning Star, making sure to avoid the RPG's, and hopped out of his helicopter to follow the man. ["Boss, this thing is on a timer you gotta hurry!"]
"Don't worry, once I Catch up you'll get your codes, none of my honeys are exploding today." The Boss declared and chuckled at the sigh he heard he release. The Boss then shot down the two Morning Star that were on the roof before they could blow him up with their RPG's.
["Anyway, there are no codes just four wire red, green, blue, and black."]
"Then cut red one, the fuck you waiting for!?" The Boss questioned incredulously as he shot down the Morning Star that tried to take him out. "Fuck outta my face!" The Boss shouted as he blasted through the gang members.
["What are you talking about!?"]
"It's always the fucking red wire! Every damn time! This is a red themed gang for crying out loud!"
["Thank you! That's what I've been telling this bitch!"] The Boss heard Pierce shout in the background.
["Shut it Pierce, when are you right about anything?"]
The Boss rolled his eyes as he grabbed the Lieutenant and pressed his gun to the man's temple.
"Which wire, do not make me end you!" The Boss bit out angrily.
"The red-wire, it's the red wire!" The man said weakly as he pissed his pants.
"Good to know." The Boss muttered.
*BANG!*
"Why the hell do they think I might spare them? Did I get that soft? Gotta fix my rep ASAP." The Boss Thought incredulously. "Shaundi, it's the red-wire."
["HAHAHAHAH!"]
["Don't say a single word…fuck I just lost so much money."]
"Pierce, call the cleaners and tell the girls it's time to party."
["Haha…alright!"]
Silver Trophy Unlocked: Pimp My HQ
-Later Saints HQ-
BGM: Gas Pedal- Sage the Gemini
Pierce danced in the crowd with the Saints as music blasted through the penthouse. Strippers danced on nearby poles and a few were having chicken fights in the pool. As for the Boss? He found himself sitting on the couch with his arm wrapped around two of his girls.
"Gotta say, you joined quick as hell Candy." The Boss chuckled as he held her closer making her giggle.
"How could I refuse you?"
"Good point." The Boss said with a laugh before a smirk graced his lips as he leaned back and gestured for them to stand. "Show me what you two got." The girls laughed and were about to give the Boss, what he believed at least, a well-deserved lap dance when he gestured for them to stop. "Hold on, Shaundi it better be important girl."
"Yo what's up?" Pierce questioned as he approached them. The Boss shrugged and turned back to Shaundi.
"Do you really think we should be partying right now? We got the penthouse but Loren is still out there!" Shaundi stated making the Boss roll his eyes.
"Girl, we can't be focused on them 24/7." Pierce groaned getting a glare from Shaundi.
"But Johnny-"
"-Would say the same thing." The Boss interrupted bluntly. Shaundi was going to protest when the Boss gave her a look that said: Don't even try it. "You don't honestly think you know Johnny better than I do, do you?" The Boss asked rhetorically making her glance down, knowing he was right.
"How are you so calm about this situation!?"
"I'm not, I'm pissed off to no fucking end. However Johnny wouldn't want us to get revenge, he'd want us to get even."
"What's the fucking difference?"
"Vengeance means we take out the Syndicate for Johnny. Getting even means we do it for the Saints." The Boss said seriously. "We're not doing this for Johnny, he wouldn't want that, we're doing this because they dared to cross the Saints, we do this because they crossed me." The Boss said seriously making her look at him in disbelief. "I'm the wronged party and I say we take care of this nuisance on my schedule, simple as that. If I let them interrupt my life, it means they got to me. It's about sending a message. I'm telling them they have not gotten to me, but will pay for the attempt."
"You're serious aren't you?" Shaundi asked incredulously.
"Of course I am. It was the same thing with Julius, the first leader of the Saints, I shot him out vengeance but that wasn't the shot that killed him." The Boss revealed nonchalantly. "The killing shot was because he was a threat to the Saints. The man was like a father to me, even after putting me in a coma. The Saints come before personal feelings though and you need to remember that. Pierce cut the music."
"On it Boss." Pierce ran off and the Boss stood up.
BGM: END
"Alright girls and Pierce, gather around!" The Boss called out and in a few moments his crew stood before him. "As you all know, the Syndicate took away our second-in-command Johnny Gat." The Boss said making many look down and a few even began to cry. "That said, he was a man that envisioned the Saints to be an eternal entity and to do that we need to learn how to adapt to change and move on if we want to survive the absolute force of time."
"So this is what is about to happen. I am going to fill Johnny's former position now, and tomorrow we're going to show those syndicate assholes just what happens when you fuck with the Third Street Saints!" The Boss shouted making the room erupt in cheers.
"Fill his spot?" Shaundi said whispered in morbid fascination. "You two were close how can you do this so early? He hasn't even had a funeral yet!"
"Impulsive and powerful that's how Johnny entered and left the world and that is how we're going to fill his spot." The Boss said making her shut her eyes as tears fell down her cheeks.
"I can't be a part of this…"
"Too bad I picked you." The Boss said bluntly making her look at him in surprise as he sat down.
"Boss what about her situation?" Pierce questioned making him nod his head and whistle. Soon one of the Saints approached with a package of Loca Dust as the Boss pulled out his gun.
"Here's the situation now Shaundi, I need you be my second but I need the real you to stand by me again. I know for some reason you think you were weak but I'm sorry but that was the strong you. Sure you may not have been as physically strong as the rest but you had one of the strongest wills and heads on your shoulders, plus you knew how to not let stress get to you."
*Click*
"It's my fault you've become like this, I was weak and let you become weak and for that I apologize. It's time for tough love." The Boss said as he aimed his gun at Shaundi. "I've woken up, hell even Pierce has though it's not much of a change-"
"Hey!" Pierce shouted despite the tense situation.
"Now it's your turn. Face whatever demons you have and remember who you fucking are. Get rid of that damn stress already." The Boss said as he gestured to the drugs with his left hand. "Either take the drugs and become my second, or refuse and become a liability…you know what happens to liabilities."
"The drugs will make me weak!" Shaundi protested making the Boss glare at her.
"Fuck you say? To who!? Look around you Shaundi you're surrounded by murderers and prostitutes, we're the people parents warn their kids about. We're not heroes-not anymore- the only difference between us and the Syndicate is that we're going to be in charge of Steelport after this war!" The Boss finally snapped before softening his expression slightly. "No one here will think ill of you-we may think better of you though-but the point is we're the only opinions that matter…Shaundi do not make me end you."
Shaundi wiped her eyes and glared at the Boss as everyone tensed, Pierce shook his head, closed his eyes, and covered his ears not wanting to see what happened to Shaundi.
"Damn it, she annoyed me but I didn't think she'd go out like this!"
-1 hour later-
BGM: Pussy Drop-Lemon
"WOOOHOOO! Fuck yes!" Shaundi, the second in command of the Third Street Saints cheered as she hung upside down from a stripper pole and downed a 40 as the Saints chanted her name.
"I can't believe it…" Pierce said for the 60th time making the Boss chuckle.
"Just needed some tough love." The Boss said as he watched her dance, he didn't know why but watching her have genuine fun again sent a foreign feeling through his body.
"Hey Boss…" Pierce trailed off as he watched Shaundi throw away her hair-band and let her hair fall freely. "Could you have gone through with it?"
"Yes." The Boss said seriously without hesitating. "It would have been a terrible waste though." The Boss added as he watched Shaundi's hips as she danced. "Fuck yeah, definitely a waste." The Boss said as he leaned back and held Candy by her waist as she grinded on his leg as the second stripper nibbled his ear.
"You love her." Pierce stated and the Boss tilted his neck to give Candy access to it.
"Perhaps, she's not one of my girls so I would be able to date her and not break the Pimp code, but come on now, everyone she has fucked and I still haven't gotten any? It's obvious she isn't interested." The Boss said as he glanced at his lieutenant who now wore a condescending expression.
"Maybe like our progress reports, you just haven't asked. Show some initiative." Peirce said smuggle making the Boss blink and stare at him incredulously. "Don't be a hypocrite. You're a hard man to read if she was interested she probably figured you weren't and moved on." No…
There was no fucking way…
It could not have been that fucking simple!
All those years wasted,
Pierce said it so it must be bullshit…
But still if there was a chance…
Damn it! All that fucking sexual tension he endured over the years!
Fuck it…
"Hey Shaundi!" The Boss called out as he gestured for the women to get off of him. Shaundi blinked and looked at him with a smirk as she grinded on the pole.
"What's up Boss?" Shaundi questioned as she began to remove more of her clothes.
"Fuck me!" The Boss shouted making Pierce look at him as if he were an idiot.
"About fucking time Boss!" Shaundi said with a laugh as she released the pole and sauntered towards him. Pierce gave him a look a pure disbelief as she sat on his lap. "One-night stand, or are we making a thing out of this?"
"I've had enough one-night stands, not afraid to try something new." The Boss smirked making her smile.
"Good, guess I can finally show you what a feel boss is..." Shaundi trailed off as she stood up and led him out of the room, the Saints whistling behind them. Shaundi just grinned as she placed his hand on her rear.
"Pierce, you're getting a fucking raise!" The Boss shouted before he left the room making his lieutenant shake his head.
BGM: END
-The Next Morning-
BGM: Live Your Life (Feat. Rhianna)- T.I.
Shaundi woke up in a large bed and sat up tiredly.
"Damn the fuck did I do last night?" Shaundi wondered before the memories came back making her blink and smile slightly. It had been years since she felt so free. She stretched her arms and glanced around with a frown when she found herself sitting alone. Wrapping the sheet around her body she walked out of the room. She glanced around the penthouse and raised an eye-brow at the knocked out saints that slept on the floor. Turning around she looked outside to find The Boss standing at the edge of the helipad with a bottle in his hand.
-With the Boss-
The Boss stood on the roof and looked up at the sky. He smiled to himself when he felt a pair of familiar arms embrace him from behind.
"You're still here, good, you have no idea how close you were to losing your balls." A tired voice whispered into his ear making him chuckle.
"Sorry about that just thinking." The Boss said as he opened up the 40 in his hand. Tossing the top over the edge, the Boss raised the bottle high towards the sun. "For Gat." The Boss whispered making her hold him tighter.
"For Gat." Shaundi whispered and the Boss simply poured the bottle over the edge. "By the way nice tattoo." Shaundi added making him smile. On his back was the Saint's angel holding an open bible that had several names tattooed into it.
Lin
Johnny
Aisha
Troy
Carlos
Pierce
Shaundi
"Just the people that matter the most. I wouldn't be here without them, almost added Julius but fuck that bitch." The Boss said making her smile and kiss his cheek.
"Aww, that's sweet."
"Yeah, yeah, I don't forget where I came from but that does not make me a pussy. Remember that." The Boss said seriously making her giggle.
"Of course not Boss."
The Boss' eyes then narrowed as he gazed into the sky and envisioned a smirking Loren gazing down on him.
"Just you wait you wannabe-French Bastard. New day, new Saints." The Boss muttered. "We were sleep before, but thanks to you were awake and your destruction will be far more brutal."
"Damn straight." Shaundi said as The Boss turned around and wrapped an arm around her waist and held her close. They looked up to see a smirking Pierce and the rest of the Saints behind him with their weapons drawn.
"Who's ready to fuck shit up?" The Boss questioned with a vicious smirk.
-Meanwhile: Space-
"Hmmm, perhaps I kidnapped the wrong Saint?" Zinyak said to himself as he looked at the monitor of Earth that showed the Boss.
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