Donald was sitting in his big boy chair on top of his golden toilet. He was wondering how many charities he could scam and Mexican orphans he could throw off a cliff when someone ran into his office.

It Ruedy Juliani, his best worst lawyer. "Mr Donald. Oh sorry! Do you need me to wipe you?"

"No not this time Ruedy. What is it? You seem like you have something important to say."

"Did Vlad call?"

Rudy but his lip. "I'm afraid not. He's too busy murdering journalists right now. I came to tell you about Hillary."

Donald pounded his fist on a table "She's a Muslim Atheist!"

"I know sir. But...it turns out there were no emails and the only evidence we have is a stick figure drawing that you did on a 100000000 dollar bill."

"Fake neeeeeeeewwwwws!" Screamed Donald. "You should know that anything I don't like is fake!"

Juliana frowned. "But this time I don't think it's actually fake. And furthermore I'm going to just say it straight. I think Hillary would have been a better president than you!"

And then Donald's planeswalker spark ignited! He felt a burning sensation in his stomach and it wasn't the diarrhea he was accustomed to. And he felt himself teleported to the blind eternities!

When he finally went onto a plane and found himself in a desertish place. There weren't enough walls though and Donald felt very uncomfortable. Suddenly, he saw a fight going on in the distance.

Donald noticed five people fighting a dragon and he said "Hey, do you guys know about Hillary's emails?"

Everyone stopped fighting and looked at him. Then they burst out laughing. Trump became enraged and felt a powerful spell welling up working him. It was deportation magic. Exile all target permanents! But Nicol Bolas used hexproof on himself.

All of the gatewatch got sent back to Mexico. Nicol smiled and pulled off his disguise. It was Vlad all along! Donald immediately got the urge to suck his dick.

"Donald" Vlad/Bolas said "You were a very interesting pawn. I never expected anyone to be stupid enough to do everything you've done."

Donald stomped his foot. "Fake news! You told me that you were going to make me god pharaoh if I did what you said and then you wouldn't release the piss tapes!"

Bolas smirked. "Donald, I was just using you to de stabilize America so that I could transfer the planer bridge there so that I can acquire your world. You are no use to me anymore."

Donald started throwing a bigly tantrum. He was supposed to be great! This was all fake news! Bolas was supposed to help him make America great again! This was one of the top ten anime betrayals!

Just then Donald felt that feeling in his stomach again. And this time it was actually diarrhea. He shit himself to death. And people say it was the biglyest one of all time.

The last thing Donald said before he died was "But emails!"