hello again my friends it is I, the incredibly weird HoshiNoSenshiKitty!
i got bored yesterday and I thought about all the times when there we just these really awkward moments, and I wondered what would happen when there were awkward moments in Kirby!
so some people (hint hint META KNIGHT) might be a bit out of character at some point in this
they're just short-stories, so they won't be that long or take that long to write (but still be nice about upload times please, I'm writing on my iPod)
That Awkward Moment When Bun Forgets His Pants And Blade Doesn't Know What A Fish Is!
P.O.V Fumu
Bun had been in the shower for hours, singing the Kirby March, I had just about gotten to the point of kicking down the door when Bun squealed and turned off the water.
I heard awkward theme music and turned around, and saw Meta Knight, Sword, and Blade in the doorway.
"Sir Meta Knight!" I exclaimed.
"I figured that Bun had been in the shower too long," Meta Knight chuckled to himself.
"What did you do?" I asked curiously.
"We simply turned off the hot water tank, drained it, put cold water and ice in it, then, voila! One freezing cold and out-of-the-shower Bun!" Sword said.
"Whtsafsh?" Blade tried to speak, but her beak-shaped helmet prevented her words to come through.
"What's that Blade?" Meta Knight turned to look at his apprentice.
Blade pulled off her beak-like mask and shook out her fiery red hair.
"I said, what's a fish?"
"A... Fish...?" Meta's eyes turned an odd shade of blue, most likely from either disappointment or just being surprised that she didn't know about something as simple as a fish.
"A fish is a fuzzy animal with huge wings that flies," Sword stifled a grin.
"Good because I'm writing a report on them and I needed information."
She then proceeded to skipping out the room and out of the castle.
"Oh shoot!" Sword jumped up and chased after Blade shouting, "Blade! A fish isn't really-"
And so on.
"What oddballs," I murmured.
"Yea, try LIVING with them," Meta Knight said.
There was an awkward silence, Meta Knight and I just looked at the floor.
"I'm gonna go..." Meta Knight turned and followed his apprentices.
"Wait for me! I don't wanna be all alone with Fumu!"
How rude.
I went back to the problem at hand, Bun was still in the bathroom, and I really had to wee.
I pounded on the door, "Bun! Get out of there!"
"Just a second!"
I waited for MANY seconds before Bun swaggered out.
"Um... Bun...?"
"What is it?"
He had forgotten his pants.
so that was a weird adventure
notice how Meta Knight was a bit out of character when he chased after Sword and Blade screaming about how he didn't want to be alone with Fumu.
Meta: that girl scares me
Me: oh great, this again? I thought I was going to be free of this when I'm not writing A Meta Love Story!
Meta: you will never be free!
Me: *bonks meta on the head with a frying pan* I'm not so sure about that
send suggestions about what the next "awkward moment" should be about!