The day was silent. The room empty, but for the little troll who sat in the corner in a little chair. This little troll was named Karkat Vantas. He was sitting there silently while rubbing his stomach. It bulged so much that his sweater couldn't cover it. Karkat got up after several attempts. He walked to the bathroom, and wondering where his sweet matesprit was. He walked and opened the bathroom door. Then he sat down and cursed at the cold toilet seat. He felt pressure in stomach. He pushed screaming.
"fuuuuuuuck!" Karkat screamed
He heard a plop noise. Karkat got up slowly while pulling up his pants, and he turned around. There was a little grub sitting in the cold bloody water. Karkat kneeled down grabbed, and he grabbed the little grub up. Hot tears of joy rolled down his face. The little grub was red with little legs, and His hair was shiny and cute. Karkat wrapped the little grub up in a cloth near the sink. Then with one hand reached into his pocket, and searched for a phone. He quickly dialed a number, and placed it near his ear. Someone answered.
Karkat said hesitantly "John…the baby is here."