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Where am I? What happened? Who am I?

Wearily, the boy sat up slowly and looked around. All around him was wasteland. The barren ground was dotted with trenches and pits from what he thought recent explosions. There were no indications of any living forms other then him. He squinted in the light of the rising sun, when he suddenly felt a headache. Rubbing his temples which were hidden underneath a piece of cloth connected to what he thought was metal, he lay back down, but not before crawling over to a dark mass of something. After seeing the aftermaths of what happened here, he did not feel like being caught off guard. Releasing a mental sigh, he closed his eyes and attempted to rest a bit before moving. Not just that, but his headache was starting to hurt like hell.

Why did I have to wake up in a random war zone that could possibly still be occupied wearing orange, he groaned inwardly before relaxing his stiff muscles. Hopefully no one will find me.

By the time the moon was high in the sky, the orange clad boy opened his heavy eyelids. His muscles were still stiff as he moved into sitting position, causing a small groan to escape his mouth. He looked around and saw that the area he was in was deserted still. Dropping his gaze to the ground after sensing no danger, he stared in shock. Beside him was the same pile of something from before, except this time, once he took a good look at it, he saw a two heads, one that was so incredibly deformed he couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl, and the other with his face facing upwards, eyes blank and dried blood splattered all over.

Where am I? What happened? Who am I? he asked himself yet again, this time demanding for an answer. In reply, he got silence.

Closing his eyes, he got up slowly and brushed a hand through his own blond hair. Judging by the looks of this place and the condition of these people, standing around wouldn't exactly help my situation. Sighing, he opened his eyes and set about finding a safe place.

I should be a bit safer, with it being night and all.

He looked up at the sky, his eyes searching for an answer. All he saw were clouds, stars, and a large, round, moon. Suddenly an image of a red moon with 9 black coma's swirling inside flashed through his mind. The sudden image caused the boy to clutch his head with one hand; his headache had appeared again.

Woah, don't tell me I'm going crazy. Well, I guess it's possible since I was transported here… transported here… wait, how was I transported here?

The blond started to panic. Then he realized that he didn't even know his own name. What he did remember was that weird looking moon and some people standing underneath it, one with different weird colored eyes.

Sharingan and Rinengan

But what's a Sharingan and Rinengan?

He shook his head and decided on a goal; to find the people who were under that red moon. Akatsuki.

When he thought of that word, his head started to hurt immensely, while an image of 9 people in cloaks with red clouds flashed through his mind. Clutching his head, he stumbled forwards and landed on his knees. An instant later, the pain was gone and he was left panting slightly.

Whenever I think of stuff, my head starts to hurt. Man, maybe I really did go crazy.

Or you're slowly regaining your lost memories, brat. Even I don't remember much except that I'm some thing stuck in your head.

… Naw I still say I'm going crazy. I mean, I'm probably hallucinating or something right now, AND I'm hearing voices. Hey, other me, wanna like, tell me what happened?

…I'm just not going to talk to you now.

Fine. Leave me all alone with no one to talk to in this cold, cruel, world…

…

Fine. Anyways, I should go search for those people. The one with the weird eyes should be easy to find… But what if I'm the only one sent here?

No, there's a high possibility they were sent here as well.

Oh, you're back! And why?

It's a gut feeling.

Uh-

Okay stop thinking about this and just go back to reality. There's someone coming.

Blinking his eyes, the young boy focused on to the distance and tried to see if he could see any one. Slowly, a figure started to appear out of the darkness. As the person got closer, he could see that they were wearing a dark sleeveless kimono thing and had a sword.

"Hey, are you alright? Damn hollows, randomly appearing everywhere now and attacking the weaker parts of Rukongai…", spoke the man, coming closer to the blonde. Man these hollows are really messing with our security…

"a- ehem, what?", the blond croaked out in response.

This guy reminds me of someone I think I used to know… a dog?

The man narrowed his eyes when he walked even closer. This blonde kid had so much reiatsu! Even if it did feel kind of weird…

"Never mind, anyways, come with me. I think you have great potential to become a shinigami. Besides, not much is left here for you here anyways, right now. I'm Shuuhei Hisagi, division 9", introduced the guy named Shuuhei. "What's your name."

"Ummm, well you see, Shuuhei-san… I, uh, don't really know dattebayo. When I woke up, I didn't have any memories of any events, 'tebayo", he said sheepishly, scratching the back of his messy hair.

"What do you mean you don't have memories of any events?", questioned Hisagi.

"Well, I mean I just woke up here without any memories dattebayo", explained the blonde as if that explained everything. "Oh, and by the way, there are two people somewhere around here who looked pretty messed up 'ttebayo, so-"

Shaking his head, Shuuhei responded, "They're already dead."

"What? How? Was it that hollow dude that killed them? That bastard!", exclaimed the blonde, balling up his fists.

"In a way, yes. If you want to prevent stuff like this, then follow me", said Hisagi, turning and a walking away.

The blond pondered for a moment, his anger didn't subside yet. He needed to find the other people who were transported here too, but he also wanted to go become a 'shinigami'.

meh. If I go become a shinigami, I might have more chances to find those people. But the ones under that moon give me a bad feeling...

Just go, kid. And find go those people anyways. They could be harmless if they also lost their memories.

Making up his mind, he quickly ran to catch up with the Shuuhei dude.

After walking a bit, a monstrous roar was heard. The blonde stopped while Hisagi tensed and gripped the hilt on his sword.

"Kid, stay here. Wait, on second thought, follow me. This will show you what shinigami do other than sending off souls"

Sending off souls? Oh well, I'll find out later.

Hisagi ran over to the sound instead of doing a shunpo firstly because the kid wouldn't be able to catch up. Heck, he didn't think the kid could catch up to him while he was just running. So when he turned his head back for a moment to see how far the kid was, he was quite surprised to see that the kid was just as fast as him, and was breathing normally too.

This guy...Shaking his head slightly, he sped up towards the sound. Most likely the hollow found some souls that were putting up a fight.

As the two got closer, they could see a large shape in the distance. The blonde hesitated for a moment once his mind registered that the hollow was incredibly big. Once he saw that the black haired shinigami didn't pause on his path to the 'hollow', he continued on after him.

Apparently there was only one person who was with the hollow. The hollow turned around at the new arrivals. While Shuuhei continued onwards towards it, the other boy gaped at the hollow.

That's a hollow? What's with the huge fox skull on its head? Not just that but it's gigantic! It reminds me of some weird messed up animal for some reason...

Hey kid, don't you feel like you've seen something similar to that hollow before? Except that it was smaller and red instead.

Not sure... Woah that Shuuhei guy just one hit KO'd him!

It was true, the shinigami had finished the hollow quickly, cracking the skull into two perfect halves with his katana before the monster disintegrated. Now, Shuuhei was walking towards someone who was crouching. The mysterious person had on a mask with three eyeholes forming the vertices of a triangle, though the eyes couldn't be seen since they were hidden in the shadow of the mask. He also was holding what seemed like an instrument shaped like the number eight. He was clad in something similar to Hisagi but with longer sleeves and a collar.

Naruto narrowed his eyes once he was able to see the crouched man more clearly. That man gave him a foreboding feeling. The other in him growled.

I don't like him

I just have a bad feeling about him…

The blonde stayed right where he was; a good distance from the man.

The man seemed to now be conversing with Shuuhei. After a while, the man shook his head slightly and headed the the opposite direction of the blonde, but not before staring at him for a long time. So long in fact that the younger boy began to feel awkward on top of wariness. Finally, after what seemed like an eternity, the man turned around and began walking the opposite direction. Shuuhei watched him go, then turned and started walking back to the blonde. It was then that the younger boy let loose his breath that he had apparently been holding since the man started to stare at him.

That guy… Why do I want to kill him yet stay away from him?

Stay away from him for now. You can kill him later when you find out why.

Oh so the great Kurama is finally saving the killing for later?

Why'd you just call me 'Kurama'

I… I don't know…

The boy quickly shook his head. That semi meeting with the man wasn't just making him uneasy; it was also making him call the other in him weird names.

I mean, why would I call you/me that?

He let out a nervous chuckle which sent Hisagi glancing at him.

"Something wrong?"

"Naw, I'm ok. Wait actually, what's your favorite food?", questioned the blonde haired kid.

"Vienna Sausages, why?"

I think I'll just shorten it to Soseji.

"Ok, from now on, my name is now Soseji 'ttebayo!", said the kid now named Soseji, nodding his head.

"Uh, ok, Soseji… well, let's go now", said Hisagi before turning and running away. He's gonna keep up anyways. Soseji? So now I'll be addressing him as my favorite food, thought Hisagi, slightly amused. (1)

"Wait up Hisagi!", yelled Soseji somewhere behind him.

Man I hope the place we're going to isn't far. …

Soseji stopped. Suddenly, Hisagi turned around at the sound of a loud grumble.

"Ummm, Hisagi, do you have any food dattebayo?"

Oh the irony.

(1) I searched it up and it is infact his favorite food. And sausages translated (with help from google translate) is Soseji.

A/N: yeaaah. So it's a bleach Naruto crossover fic that popped up in my mind like how jack in the boxes do. Yea, that makes sense. In my head. Yea. Love it? Hate it? Constructive criticism? Napoleon cake? :3 yea. So thx for reading the first chapter.

As a note, Naruto will be called Soseji until he somehow finds his real name. Same with the other Naruto characters, until they remember their names, they're gonna be called something else.

Oh, and there's a poll, go check it out on my profile when you've got time. If no one chooses, it's just going to be done randomly.