Hello guys, welcome to my My Hero Academia Book of Drabbles where I'll be writing down random things that'll (hopefully) put a smile on your face! Expect this story to have no plot whatsoever. Kohei Horikoshi is the owner of these characters. Now, on to the fanfic!


Kurogiri has this problem where his quirk would randomly activate and people would would walk out. And at the worst times too like devising an evil plan or when your on the toilet after Taco Tuesday. Here is an example of this sometimes funny and sometimes not glitch-thing.

*After kidnapping Bakugou*

"So kid, we think you have potential. Don't you think that you don't get the credit or praise and that you deserve a little more than- Kurogiri, are you serious? I was in mid- sentence, ant then your portal just had to bring in a random person!"

"I apologize, Shigaraki."

"Wha, where am I?"

"Dabi, throw him in the cellar."

"What the hell, Handyman? We don't even have-"

"Shut it and just do it."

"Just let me out of this damn place! I don't want to be part of your stupid squad and- what the hell?"

A man with 2 watermelons came pouring out. Weird, right? But that's not all. The authorities came through.

"Hey, isn't that the missing kid? And the league of villains? You're under arrest!"

"Kurogiri, you are the reasons why we can't have nice things!"

Oof, almost feel bad for Shikaraki and them, ALMOST HAA! But wait, there's more! But, you're gonna wait because I only have a day left to post this and I can't think of anything! Prepare for some short updates!