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Marauder's Guide Book – The Proper Way of Conducting Mischievous Behaviors
Presented to you by the Marauder Corporation –
A quick note from the Marauders before you start reading…
FREEZE SUCKERS! This guidebook is to be, by no means, seen by anyone outside the MC (Marauder Corp.) without the permission of James Potter, Sirius Black, or Remus Lupin. You may have noticed that our fourth Marauder, Peter, is not included in this, as he is quite susceptible to bullying, threatening, or loud, dramatic speaking of any kind.
Not scared now, are you? Well, here are the consequences of not listening to our wise words.
If you don't put this book down within ten seconds, you will find your hands starting to blister (thanks to Mr. Pettigrew) If you don't carefully put this stack of parchments back to where it belongs to within 30 seconds, you will find yourself with a very bad case of itchy chickenpox (bravo, Mr. Lupin) If you don't give our holy Guide back to one of us Marauders with humble bows within 50 seconds, you will find that you are now turning into a ferret. If you now have been holding on to the sacred parchments of the Marauders for one minute…
Turn around, and you will find four smiling Marauders pleasantly pointing at you with their wands.
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If you are still clutching tightly to this stack of parchments, you are either the Headmaster, or, as it should be, our ally. If you're Professor Dumbledore…WE SWEAR WE WEREN'T PLANNING TO SET FAWKES ON FIRE! Or, if you are our friend as we hoped…we Marauders sincerely say, with all the mischief in our hearts, enjoy.
Mischievously Yours,
Prongs,
Padfoot,
Moony, and
Wormtail
P.S. Thanks Wilber Lovegood for transcribing our member profiles on the following parchments with your broken quill!