Pls dont take me down I work very hard for this cuh on my momma doe
(authors note: i am epicfortnite420 and i am an epic fortnite gamer epic style. please kindly view the greatest fanfiction of all time at epicfortnite69's fanfiction page but if you want to read the second we be out here cuh on my momma doe cuh sheet epic style on my momma doe CUH)
epicfortnite420 woke up on the floor cuz he be smokin that dank bong shit cuh you know what im saying cuh on my momma doe cuh and when he was on the ground recovering he saw something!
IT WAS UNEPICPUBG420'S BODY PILLOW!1!111!1!11111111 THAT UNEPIC BASTARD!
i couldnt believe it. unepicpubg420 had hidden his mccree body pillow under my bed so that I would be framed and kicked out of the royal and noble family of epic! see, unepicpubg420 was kicked out of the family a couple years ago when he was discovered associating with the unepic clan. my mother, unepicfortnite210, was similarly exiled a year after unepicpubg420 was born haha what a fag lmao xd.
if you dont know what the epic and unepic clan is you must have been living under an unepic rock cause if you were living under an epic rock you would know because epic rocks have telepathy and shit
so anyway the epic and unepic clans were made when an epic man took a trophy wife who was a libtard and unepic. they had 2 children but unepicfortnite1 (the trophy wife) corrupted one of the children and turned him to her unepic ways. epicfortnite1 (the epic man) wasnt aware of this because he was too busy jacking off (which is epic) and he was doing other epic things like drugs, murder, sex, and rape cuh. unfortunately, once he found out, it was too late for the second child, unepicfortnite2, and he was corrupted and brainwashed into thinking that epic is bad and unepic is good! unepicfortnite1 and 2 were exiled from the family and started their own clan, the unepic clan. during this time epicfortnite1 and his faithful son epicfortnite2 started their own clan, the epic clan. since this time, the epic clan and the unepic clan have fought forever. now, next chapter we will go back to epicfortnite420 and what he will do to unepicpubg420 in the next chapter of epic fortnite epic gamer middle school.