I'm HIS daughter? Akatsuki inside
Chapter 1
5 years after the kyuubi war, Akatsuki Hideout
"Oh Kiiiisameeeeeeeeeeeee..." A girl whispered, knocking on the shark man's door. " Wake uhup..." No response. She opened the door, to reveal...
"Wow, Kisame, what the fuck? Goldfish?" She snickered, trying to hold back her laughter. The entire room was painted blue, and the aquarium in which he kept his fish gave the entire room a strange, blue/green glow. The girl looked behind the aquarium, and saw... "Ew, gross, too much fish skin ouside of the haven!" She yelled, staring in disgust at Kisame's tatty blue fish boxers (that's all he wore... O.o disturbing! Blech!)
Kisame blinked, waking up courtesy of the girl yelling in his ear. She abruptly reached for his foot, grabbed it and pulled. Kisame landed on the floor, shook his head and stated "Huh? What's going o- AAH! Hebitsuki! What are YOU doing here?" "I am waking you up, oh great lord Kisame, with your permission. I'll tell you what's up after you get dressed, so hurry up, fish boy." She spoke, and walked out of the room, slamming the door behind her.
In the hallway, Orochimaru and Sasori were both having a major laughing fit, and held up on eachother. " Okay guys, what's so funny?" Hebitsuki asked, slightly annoyed. " Pfft, great lord Kisame..." Sasori managed, before they both broke down in another fit of hysterical laughter.
Hebitsuki looked at it with a big sweatdrop on the back of her head. "come on guys, it wasn't that funny..." "Yes it was, it's fun to see you wake him up." Orochimaru said, after he managed to regain his composure. " Aw come on, orochi-nii, you're just being a mean old man. Go play with your snakes somewhere!" "oh, don't be mean. My snakes feel lonely without yours anyway..." He mumbled, trying to look sexy but reaching quite the opposite, causing Sasori to crack up laughing again. "Hey Orochimaru, is he on crack or something?" Hebitsuki whispered into Orochimaru's ear. "NO, but he's just had coffee..." Orochimaru explained. "Ah, say no more, I've heard enough."
At that moment, they heard a scream, and Kisame came falling into the hallway, trembling and pointing to something in his room. "AAAAAH! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!" He yelled. The other three looked at the thing kisame was pointing at... "Aw, look, a butterfly!"Orochimaru exclaimed. "Aw, it's cute!" Sasori added, mockingly. "Hey, that's..." Orochimaru's tongue shot out at the creature, and he ate it. "..my butterly."Hebitsuki finished her sentece. Orochimaru paled, making his usual exterior look like a black ma with a tan, mumbled something about visiting his aunt in america, and ran off in a cloud of dust, stared after by Hebitsuki, Sasori and Kisame.
Kisame looked at Hebitsuki, and asked: " And, Hebi, what did you need me for?" "Well..."
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