The Heart Attack Victim Joke

by loganslowik

A short joke about what you should call a heart attack victim. I hope to someday add the details of the call, but I don't know if I will. The main point of the story is the joke. Author: Logan Slowik

The Heart Attack Victim Joke

By: Logan Slowik

"Hey, Johnny," Roy DeSoto called to his partner, John Gage, from the table. Johnny was cooking chicken in the kitchen at Station 51. "What do you call a person who just had a heart attack?"

"I don't know. What do you call a person who just had a heart attack?" replied Johnny, without looking up from the pan.

"An ambulance!" Roy exclaimed, laughing. "Haha. That's pretty good!" Johnny replied, laughing at Roy's joke. Just then, the tones came over the intercom. "Squad 51. Possible heart attack. 182 Milestone Avenue. 1-8-2 Milestone Avenue. Time out: 9:28."

"Well, looks like we may just need to call a person who just had a heart attack something!" Johnny said. "Yeah, only this time, it's not a joke."