Stung By A Crab ~ A SolKat Porn Attempt
Pairing: Sollux X Karkat
Version: 1
Word Count: 485
Date Written: 7 July 2012
Karkat mused to himself about the growing discomfort in his pants. He wasn't sure if he liked this.
"Sollux, you fuckass, come here!"
Said tiny troll scurried into the den. He couldn't remember crashing KK's computer, but that didn't mean he hadn't eaten mind honey on accident again and done it anyway. "What do you want, inthufferable prick?"
Karkat ignored the insult and gestured to his pant's bulge.
Sollux's face instantly turned red with intense desire to dominate. "I know how to fix that."
"Then fucking do it!"
Sollux cat-faced, ripping off the offending (and quite uncomfortable) pants from his body. His eyes crackled with what can only be described as red and blue love particles. The R&BLP made quick work of KK's equally offending pants. Neither wore underwear because they were both too manreh for that shit! (The Authoress *really* means too horny) "Fucking doin' it!"
Karkat, still fucking unsure of what the fuck he was doing, squeed with confused delight. The discomfort grew.
The same glorious Red-Blue love began anally probing the cancer, who (for fucking once) was silent. It pissed the fuck out of Sollux, who began raping (dudes, we know KK's more willing than a whore in heat) Karkat with his mind in a harder fashion.
Karkat, who had only just been silent, moaned loudly as the psiionics stroked his prostate. At the wanton sound, Sollux decided that his new bitch didn't need no more prepping. He leaned against the door jamb, somewhat unhinged from the major powertrip as he used his telekinetic abilities to drag KK to him.
"Thweet, thweet KK. I have felt your ath, and it ith mine." The powers, Sollux abused them, using them to slam KK onto his waiting rod of redrom. Both parties moaned (though Karkat's half came from the pain [the masochistic bitch-boy]) at the sudden contact.
Sollux waited a long five seconds before yet again using his powers. He lifted KK up and down quickly. The quick pace brought cute sounds of passion from the cancer. It wasn't long before red leaked from his ignored dick. The cute noises became needy and annoying, prompting Sollux to physically do something.
He wrapped a hand around Karkat and before he could even think to move it, Karkat came. Red splattered everywhere. Some even dribbled down Sollux's chin. He licked at it and snapped his hips upwards. He bit down on Karkat's neck as he screamed from his own orgasm. KK didn't appreciate the bite mark, but he's the bottom, so nobody cared.
Sollux pulled out, dropping KK to the ground. He laughed at the indignant look before glancing to the honey colored genetic material oozing from the abused ass. "Hah, KK, did you get into the ath honey again?"
He cackled insanely, leaving the cancer to crawl his way to the bathroom. He loved being a bitch. :3