DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything AvP Related.
This story is more of a guide than a story.
Welcome to "How to Train a Xenomorph Queen" Beware this guide is intended for those that have a Xenomorph Queen that hasn't killed them already, But since your reading this i assume your still alive, That's progress.
Step 1- Xenomorph's are territorial creatures and prefer to have they're own area, Do not try to remove her from where she is or she will take it as if you were invading her territory.
Step 2- Try to get close to her slowly, even give an offering but be careful, Since you are also food and she won't hesitate to eat you if she is starving.
*Step 3- If you are currently next to the Queen offer her a cookie (Only works with certain Xenomorphs)
Step 4- If you feel like step 3 would'nt work than give her something to eat, A Queen typically likes live prey to eat since its a fresh meal so i hope you have someone you hate nearby to feed her.
Step 5- Try to appear useful to her: like bringing food, Hosts, and cleaning her spikes every so often.
If all steps work than you will have a decently trained Xenomorph Queen, But beware about getting too Friendly with her. YOU will not survive it if she see's you as a possible Mate,
If this were to occur don't run or she will crush you to death under her feet, All you can hope to do is that she is Gentle.
But if it doesn't come to that than you will have a Xenomorph Queen by your side till death, But if she cares enough for you she will use you as a host before you die so you can live on with her in a new life.
(This story was inspired by my Praetorian that i fell in love with)