My name is not Eiichiro Oda. So I basically don't own One Piece.
I'm planning on writing that.. umm.. scene in the second chapter.
I hope you enjoy!
It all started one clear but cold morning on a winter island. The early day was serene until a loud thud broke the silence, sending birds to take off to the bright blue sky. Apparently, the notoriously unpredictable shichibukai, Bartholomew Kuma had sent a certain pirate with fluffy hat on a 'vacation'. Law woke up few hours afterward with the sun glaring down at him. It seemed that the impact had left him unconscious for some time. He sat up and rubbed his eyes before taking in his surroundings. He was on a rocky beach he noted, brushing some pebbles from his hat then tried to think of a way to get back to his crews; he then decided to walk around the place. No sooner had Law stood up that he felt a sharp edged object pointed at his head. His instinct made him ducked and turned around.
"Eustass-ya?"
It had been two months since their meeting in Shabondy Archipelago. Kidd wouldn't like to admit that he missed the nonchalant smile a bit, just a bit really. Never had he thought he would meet Law again so soon. Kidd lowered the metal bar he had been holding and took a long look at the man. Law had come to a conclusion that he wouldn't be able to leave the island to find his crews without a ship. He would have to use his persuading skills to convince the redhead to take him on board. Words tumbled out of Law's lips as he recounted what had happened. When he's done, Kidd was left with a doubtful look on his face.
"Trafalgar Law, you couldn't possibly think I will take you on my ship, could you?"
"I actually wish you will, Eustass-ya. Unless you are scared shitless of me," Law said with a smirk, "I hate to scare helpless little girl."
Kidd cursed then walked toward his ship. Law took that as a yes and followed. At least I was the captain and he had to do as I told to. Kidd thought, trying to cheer himself up but clearly without success. Once the ship left the shore, a question was raised. There was no place for Law to sleep. The only most likely place for him to sleep was on Kidd's queen size bed. For once, they shared the same opinions: neither wanted to sleep on the same bed. Killer, apparently the most reasonable one there, was the one who settled the matter.
"It is your fault and you have to accept the consequences."
Kidd gave Law a triumphant look. Both of you. Killer added. Kidd's smile vanished as the speaker casually strolled away, knowing Kidd would protest, or worse, throw some metallic weapons at him.
"You should side with me, your captain and not this little shit!" Kidd shouted with his fist raised but knew it was of no use to protest.
That's how Law ended up on Kidd's bed. That did sound misleading, didn't it?
Law was perhaps the most annoying person Kidd had to put up with. Mostly because he killed whoever piss him to a certain point. He couldn't kill Law. This creepy man could cut him into pieces! Unless he finished him while the man was sleeping but that would be a disgrace to him, Eustass 'Captain' Kidd, a rookie with the highest bounty among the supernovas!
"Eustass-ya, you should eat more vegetables! No wonder why you spent so much time in the restroom this morning. Don't you know I waited for full 10 minutes?"
"Eustass-ya, you can't have dinner after 6PM. It's not good for you digestive system. I can't imagine myself being a part of your gastrointestinal system. I feel sorry for your inner organs."
Please don't, the very idea of you being my organ gives me goose bumps.
"Eustass-ya, it is 10PM now and you should go to bed. That's what healthy people with enough senses do, early to bed early to rise. Haven't you heard of a proverb 'The early bird catches the worm'?"
Doesn't that mean the early worm gets eaten?
"Eustass-ya, you aren't planning to drink that beer, are you? Don't you know you will get fat and beer will replete frolic acid as well as it will cause cirrhosis of your poor liver."
"Eustass-ya this, Eustass-ya that, Eustass-ya, Eustass-ya, Eustass-ya, EUSTASS-YAAAAA~"
He couldn't believe he let Trafalgar Law on his ship. He hated how Law could preached on and on with an evil gleam in his eyes. Kidd could see Law was enjoying himself driving Kidd mad, knowing Kidd didn't understand when he used medical terms like: Saccharomyces cerevisiae genome, Valetudinarian and Campylobacteriosis. Then proceeded to laugh innocently for the zillionth time saying how sorry he was that he forgot Kidd didn't understand. Law must be doing this intentionally! Kidd felt that he will go crazy and it's not even the end of day one.
"Eustass-ya, don't you have any pillow? I'd hate to accidentally make a contact with your epidermis and that's impossible because you have such a small bed and took up almost all the space."
Kidd groaned then fell asleep immediately. Law was left to stare at the redhead, who paid him no mind. Finally, the slightly abashed Law climbed in, pulled the feathery blanket over himself and turned out the light.
That was fun.
Please be kind to me. Should I write a second chapter? Please say yes because I really want to!
I really want to watch One Piece Film Z but I'm not sure when will that be.