Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Kamen Rider.

"Annoying Things to do in a Computer Lab"

[1] Log on, wait a second, then get frightened look on your face and scream, ''Oh my God! They have found me!'' and bolt.

''What are you looking at Matsumoto?''

''Hmm, oh nothing captain, I just though I saw someone who look familiar.''

[2] When you computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can get the darn thing work. After he/she has turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.

The manager gave Tatsuki a salary raise even though she had wrecked the computer and sent the man to the hospital.

[3] Type frantically, often stopped to look at the person next to you evilly.

Kousuke thought that the orange-haired teen, with his black and gold eyes, was a phantom. The following fight between the Substitute Shinigami and the Beast was epic enough to cause Kenpachi Zaraki to set his eye(s) on the Ancient Mage.

[4] Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.

Urahara flipped his fan open and smiled behind it.

[5] Type on VAX for a while, suddenly, start cursing for 3 minutes about everything bad for about your life. Then stop and continue typing.

Orihime gave the man a look of sympathy and to make him feel better, she relied to him about her life, which somehow mutated into her having an adventure in the Leek land together with a talking cat, strawberry, pencil and teddy bear to rescue a princess.

[6] Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.

''Bankai: Haka no Togame''

The bunny saved, but the same thing could not be say for the rest of Karakura town…

[7] Light candles in pentagram around your terminal before starting.

Ichigo stared blankly at the gothic girl before walking away and muttered under his breath.

[8] Enter the lab, undress, and start starring at people as if they are crazy while typing.

Unsurprisingly, Yoruichi brought it to another level.

[9] Draw a picture of a woman (or a man) on a piece of paper and tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hate you and complain loudly that women (or men) are useless.

— And, that was the story of how Keigo Asano, Nitoh Kousuke and Nara Shunpei became friends.

[10] Sit and stare at the screen, chomping your nails. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.

Asakura Takeshi was not amused. ''You vexed me.''

That night, Venosnaker, Metalgelas and Evildriver have a feast.

[11] Attempt to eat your computer mouse.

''UCHUU KITAAA''

[12] Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, revving up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say ''Give me that computer or you will be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week.

Unohana smiled.

Thank you very much for reading! *bow gratefully*

English is not my native language, my Deepest Apologies for any incorrect grammar and tenses you find. Please tell me what you think.