One day Emmett was skipping through the baseball field when he came across a strange object
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I know I said I was stopping Forced Love for a while, but bellacullen1620 and I couldn't let this pass. She starts the story, then I write a sentence, then she writes a sentence and so on.
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One day Emmett was skipping through the baseball field when he came across a strange object. The strange object was a mirror. He looked into it and was scared silly by what he saw in it.
"Ahhh!!" He shrieked. His face was completely covered in reddish-brown fur. He grabbed and pulled on it, but it stuck to his face like glue. Someone he knew must have glued it to his face while he was playing Xbox. He stormed into the house angrily.
He came across Alice first, she ran screaming away from him.
"COME BACK HERE YOU EVIL LITTLE GIRL!" He screamed chasing her up the stairs. When he finally found her she was cowering in the corner of the attic surrounded by a ring of silver bullets. Emmett screamed a girlish high pitched scream and dashed back down the stairs, with Alice hot on his trail. Alice caught up to him and pinned him down, laughing evilly, as she held up a large pair of tweezers.
"Say goodbye to your eyebrows!" She said grinning. She proceeded to painfully pull every hair off his face. He begged and pleaded, but Alice showed no mercy to his precious face.
An hour later Emmett found himself covered in band-aids from where Alice had pulled too hard. He whimpered at the sight of his gorgeous face covered in My Little Pony band-aids. Emmett proceeded to have Rosalie pull everyone of them off his face, only to reveal that after de-hairing his face Alice had written a poem about unicorns in hot pink sharpie under the band-aids.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue," The poem began. "Unicorns are very annoying and so are you." Emmett gasped as he read the humiliating poem.
He sprinted to the bathroom and tried and tried to wash it off but to his humiliation it refused to come off and tomorrow was their first day at a new high school. He started sobbing tearless sobs.
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The next day (at high school) he tried to cover up the sharpie with concealer. He used fifteen little tubes of it, and finally it was gone. First period PE Was disastrous. They were going to have a water balloon fight. He asked the teacher (Mrs. Baxter) if he could sit out but she refused to let him.
In his mindless anger, he lunged at her and sucked all the blood from her body.
He quickly realized his mistake and made a fake crime scene, which involved a human eating cat with rabies and a leash for the cat. Making it look like it was hers. He dropped to his knees sobbing as the class walked in.
"OH MRS. BAXTER!!" He cried to the ceiling. "I WAS TOO LATE!! I LOVE YOU!" The class gasped and he covered his mouth quickly. They called Charlie and to Emmett's pleasure, they never noticed his red eyes.
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Emmett blinked as a hot light blinded his face. Carlisle had heard what he had supposedly done, and was inspecting him for a trace of red in his eyes after he had hunted; four deer, ten geese, two cows, and five skunks. Needless to say, Emmett really stunk after getting sprayed fifty times. Carlisle came to the conclusion that Emmett had indeed ate Mrs. Baxter, Thus he had to go without moose blood and his Xbox for a month.
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Tootles!
Emma