Ok so my class is going threw a series about the wizard of oz and we watched the film the other day and this just went into my head. I hope you guys enjoy and find it funny.

Damon groaned as his head came back to him after being knocked out by Klaus. He remembered being thrown into some tree trunks while trying to save Elena during the sacrifice and he began to get concerned that he failed. Finally getting his eye sight back Damon managed to see where he was at.

"Oh no you have to be kidding me." Damon said. What he saw didn't exactly thrill him. There was houses that looked like little mushrooms. A river running threw the village. Damon went to one of the leaves and touched it.

"Plastic?" Damon asked and then looked down at his feet. He was standing on a yellow brick road. "Oh boy. I must be dreaming." The vampire said. He heard a few giggles coming from the houses and he turned around to see who it was giggling.

"Yeah I am so not in Kansas anymore." Damon commented and his concern went back to Elena. If he was here then she should be here. "Elena?" Damon called out but got no answer. "Elena." Damon yelled but again nothing. He was starting to get frustrated and he finally yelled out. "Alright isn't there some damn witch that is suppose to come and help me right now?" Damon asked and as soon as he finished his statement he looked to the north and saw that a small innocent bubble was floating towards him. Damon walked towards the bridge as the bubble got bigger and brighter. He had seen this movie too many times on tv and he knew already who it was. Hell he even went to the premiere of it when it came out. The bubble managed to burst and a beautiful woman in a white gown with some kind of wand and what Damon thought to be too much glitter on her. "Yep. Klaus must have hit me harder then I thought." Damon muttered.

Glenda looked at him confused for a moment and then finally spoke. "Are you a good witch. Or a bad witch?" She asked and Damon sighed.

"Hell no. I consider that racist lady. I hate witches. Always judgy." Damon said and Glenda got more confused.

"The munchkins called me and said that a house from the sky dropped on top of the wicked witch of the east. There is the house. And that is all that remains of the wicked witch of the east." Glenda said. Damon turned around and saw the famous house with the slippers hanging out of it. As an wizard of oz fan part of him was geeking out. The other part was wanting to find Elena and fast.

"So not my house. I think that was Dorothy or something. She lives in a state called Kansas." Damon said

"So the star you come from this Kansas?" She asked and Damon got irritated.

"No I'm from mystic falls. A vampire and a Witch killer." Damon commented with a wicked smirk. Glenda looked at him confused when he said vampire but ignored.

With a wave of her hand she looked around at the little houses. "Well then you would be needing the ruby slippers then." Glenda said and suddenly the slippers was in her hand.

"What? Oh hell no. I ain't wearing no damn slippers Glenda. By the way the name is Damon Salvatore." Damon stated and Glenda was shocked at this.

"You must know a very powerful witch to no my name. Very well you don't have to use them. But I recommend you keep them on your long Journey." Glenda said and Damon nodded looking over at the munchkins coming out of the little houses to greet them. Damon rolled his eyes getting bored already.

"Your not going to break out into a song are you? Because I'm not into the whole glee thing." Damon said staring over at the yellow brick road. "So I am guessing that I follow this road to get to emerald city. Destory the wicked witch of the west and then go home after I click these heels three time when I could have just clicked them right here huh? But where would the fun be in that." Damon stated.

"Yes. Just follow the yellow brick road." Glenda stated and she started to float away. The munchkins waved goodbye to Glenda and Damon already looked bored. He looked up at the sun and then seeing his ring was still on.

"Thank god I still have my ring here." Damon mentioned and he stared around at the little munchkins. "Alright let's get this over with. I am dying to find out who else is here. I need to find Elena soon and get the hell out of here." He commented and began to walk down the yellow brick road. The munchkins began to sing.

"Follow the yellow brick road, Follow the yellow brick road." The munchkins began but Damon interrupted.

"Hey. If you guys start singing follow the yellow brick road. Then I am going to drink your blood." Damon hissed showing his fangs as the munchkins backed off and ran into there houses. Damon smiled. "At least I got rid of them." Damon said walking down the brick road. Even Damon started to whistle the song.

Damon followed the yellow brick road which seemed like a very long time to him. In fact he had been walking for almost an hour and the sun was starting to get to him. And he was getting hungry. 'Why couldn't that damn witch lend me a blood pack to take on this trip?' He asked himself and he suddenly came to the famous fork in the road that he had seen so many times on TV. "OK here we go. Gee I wonder which way I should go?" Damon called out.

"Maybe you should go that way. Or you could go that way." A voice said suddenly and Damon looked up and he laughed at what he saw. He walked up to a scarecrow in the fields and he couldn't help but laugh seeing Elena dressed in a scarecrow outfit his sides were hurting so hard he fell to the ground.

"I'm glad that you think this is funny Damon. I have been up here all day and I am getting a bad sun burn." Elena commented and Damon chuckled.

"I'm sorry Elena but this is funny. Come on. you have to sing. If I only had a brain." Damon commented and Elena glared down at him.

"Damon if you don't get me down from here right now. Our friendship is in serious jeopardy." Elena threatened and Damon chuckled

"Yeah sure you say that all the time." Damon said and he began to help her down and he looked at her. "You alright?" He asked

"Just dandy. What the hell is going on? How did we get here?" Elena commented.

"Beats me. Ten bucks says your witch friend did it." Damon said and Elena was wobbly at first trying to maintain her balance since she had been up there a long time.

"Why would Bonnie do this? To keep me safe? Why would she bring you and why would she put me threw this?" Elena said grabbing some straw out of her butt and sighed with a pout face. "I'm going to kill her." Elena said staring up at Damon's face. "What?" She asked

"I don't know. In a weird way that was just hot." Damon said and Elena glared at him. Damon got the hint and then Elena smirked a bit.

"Wait a minute. If i am the Scarecrow. Then does that make you Dorothy?" Elena laughed now at Damon's expense and she was the one now on the ground laughing "Oh my god wait until Stefan see's this. I'm sorry but damn I wish my phone was with me to take pictures. This is priceless." Elena laughed and Damon got more pissed off.

"Your lucky I have a soft spot for you." Damon groaned and Elena finished laughing.

"I am so sorry. But it's been a long time since I have laughed and I needed this. This might be worth it after all." Elena grinned and Damon stared at her

"Are you finished yet? I am dying to know who the Tin man is. And the cowardly lion." Damon said and Elena smirked.

"Me too actually. Hey I wonder if Katherine is the witch? Wouldn't that be Ironic?" She smiled and Damon actually did smile at that.

"Yeah that would make this journey more worth it wouldn't it?" Damon grinned offering his arm towards Elena and he smirked."Shall we my dear?" He asked and Elena smirked and put her arm threw Damon's.

"Sure. Dorothy. Should we sing or do you want to start it off?" She grinned and Damon stared at her. "Ok I am shutting up now." She said and they continued there journey down the yellow brick road.

author's note: I hope that you enjoyed it. This just came to me last night he he :)