Links bad day
I'm bored and I cant think of what else to do so I'm going to torture you with another boring fanfic, muhahahha… yes, well err yeah.
1 A/n: I no its been done tones of times but oh well one more won't hurt
Disclaimer: think of the most outrageously funny thing to put here and then tell me it. (me lazy never!)
12:00 am
I had just come back from exploring hyrule field and being beaten to one quarter of a heart by some of those incredibly annoying skeleton thingies when I crawled into my bed to get some rest. Of course when you get your health really low of course it starts to beep in the most irritating possible so I didn't get any sleep at all.
6:00 am
I finally managed to go to sleep.
6:10 am
Got woken by some dumbass fairy bitching at me and telling me to go see the great deku tree, so I unsheathed my sword and cut her in half. Unfortunately it's impossible to do that so I got beaten into the ground by the stupid invincible fairy.
6:30 am
Went to see deku tree after knocking some kokiri blocking the way unconscious with a deku stick.
6:40 am
Listened to great deku tree blab on, caught some shut eye.
6:50 am
Navi woke me by setting my clothes alight using her fairy powers so I bottled her for a trip to death mountain crater. Deku tree opened his mouth to let me go inside, so I grabbed a torch and threw it in.
7:00 am
Walked through the ashes and grabbed a stone.
7:00 am
Tried to go back to my bed but the guy I knocked unconscious woke up and started to beat me till I passed out.
8:00 am
Navi started slapping me to wake up, tried to punch her out but found out my hands were bound up.
"In case you were wondering why I'm free it's because when you fell you landed on my bottle and freed me. If you're wondering why you're strung up it's because I've brought you a little surprise," Navi smirked, and in walked Mido and a gang of kokiri looking severely pissed off.
"You see," Navi continued "the kokiri aren't very pleased with you burning down their tree and I'm beginning to dislike you as well so enjoy."
9:00 am
Finally escaped them by running out of the lost woods. Turned up in the Goron City. I climbed over the boulders (a\n – why didn't anyone think of doing that??) and ran out of there. I went to kakriko village and started to put all of the cuccos in their pen when a particularly annoying one started to run away I started to hit it with a deku stick until it started to stop moving, but it started to crow and call in reinforcements. I looked to the horizon only to find out it was completely blotted out by the figures of thousands of enraged cuccos.
9:20 am
Finally got to hyrule castle after only soiling two tunics and shredding my deku shield. Bought a new shield and walked to the castle.
9:40 am
Got a cucco, soiled another tunic because of it, and paid the guards their year's wage to let me in, that's right the sum total of 10 rupees.
9:50 am
Got hungry so I ate the cucco. I found a really fat guy sleeping so I kicked him till he woke up since I couldn't get any sleep so why should he. Went to the castle courtyard gave Zelda -
I'm sick of writing now so if you want me to continue the story review and I will (hint hint)
I'm bored and I cant think of what else to do so I'm going to torture you with another boring fanfic, muhahahha… yes, well err yeah.
1 A/n: I no its been done tones of times but oh well one more won't hurt
Disclaimer: think of the most outrageously funny thing to put here and then tell me it. (me lazy never!)
12:00 am
I had just come back from exploring hyrule field and being beaten to one quarter of a heart by some of those incredibly annoying skeleton thingies when I crawled into my bed to get some rest. Of course when you get your health really low of course it starts to beep in the most irritating possible so I didn't get any sleep at all.
6:00 am
I finally managed to go to sleep.
6:10 am
Got woken by some dumbass fairy bitching at me and telling me to go see the great deku tree, so I unsheathed my sword and cut her in half. Unfortunately it's impossible to do that so I got beaten into the ground by the stupid invincible fairy.
6:30 am
Went to see deku tree after knocking some kokiri blocking the way unconscious with a deku stick.
6:40 am
Listened to great deku tree blab on, caught some shut eye.
6:50 am
Navi woke me by setting my clothes alight using her fairy powers so I bottled her for a trip to death mountain crater. Deku tree opened his mouth to let me go inside, so I grabbed a torch and threw it in.
7:00 am
Walked through the ashes and grabbed a stone.
7:00 am
Tried to go back to my bed but the guy I knocked unconscious woke up and started to beat me till I passed out.
8:00 am
Navi started slapping me to wake up, tried to punch her out but found out my hands were bound up.
"In case you were wondering why I'm free it's because when you fell you landed on my bottle and freed me. If you're wondering why you're strung up it's because I've brought you a little surprise," Navi smirked, and in walked Mido and a gang of kokiri looking severely pissed off.
"You see," Navi continued "the kokiri aren't very pleased with you burning down their tree and I'm beginning to dislike you as well so enjoy."
9:00 am
Finally escaped them by running out of the lost woods. Turned up in the Goron City. I climbed over the boulders (a\n – why didn't anyone think of doing that??) and ran out of there. I went to kakriko village and started to put all of the cuccos in their pen when a particularly annoying one started to run away I started to hit it with a deku stick until it started to stop moving, but it started to crow and call in reinforcements. I looked to the horizon only to find out it was completely blotted out by the figures of thousands of enraged cuccos.
9:20 am
Finally got to hyrule castle after only soiling two tunics and shredding my deku shield. Bought a new shield and walked to the castle.
9:40 am
Got a cucco, soiled another tunic because of it, and paid the guards their year's wage to let me in, that's right the sum total of 10 rupees.
9:50 am
Got hungry so I ate the cucco. I found a really fat guy sleeping so I kicked him till he woke up since I couldn't get any sleep so why should he. Went to the castle courtyard gave Zelda -
I'm sick of writing now so if you want me to continue the story review and I will (hint hint)