Disclaimer: I do not own the Mummy or any of the characters and I am not making any profit off of this.
Author's Note: Okay, I got REALLY bored and thought of this. I know that it probably is horrible and very odd, but I just really needed to laugh at something because I am easily amused so I wrote it! lol Anyways, I hope that no one takes offense to any jokes I made about The Rock, I was only making fun of how he seems to act on the DVD. Hope you find some amusement, it's my first Mummy parody.
The Mummy Returns:
Ultimate Edition DVD
Bonus Features Deleted Scenes[As we enter the Deleted Scenes, WWF's star, THE ROCK comes on with a big, proud grin, his eye brown arcs as the camera nears him.]
THE ROCK: Hello. I am "The Rock," WWF's favorite, most glamorous star! I am here to tell you about my new film, in which I play a larger than life character, much like myself, "The Rock." Here is a first peek at The Scorpion King, starring me, "The Rock!"
[THE SCORPION KING trailer plays. Lots of fighting and shouting. It ends after far too much time has passed and finally takes us to the deleted scenes that we wanted to see in the first place!]
Deleted Scene I~[The wall of water closes in on the O'CONELLs. It tears closer and closer to the dirigible.]
IZZY: O'Connell! This all your fault! I'd rather get shot!
RICK: Just shut up and steer this damn thing!
[The water seems to gain speed and is nearly on top of them. Just then, IMHOTEP appears. He's riding a surfboard on the waves in the middle of the giant wall of water, donned in Hawaiian swim trunks.]
ARDETH BAY: It is the creature! We must escape!
[EVY just stares, completely shocked.]
EVY: Oh…my…God…
RICK: Izzy! Starboard! Starboard!
[IMHOTEP growls and holds his hands out menacingly toward the dirigible in his red and white flowered shorts.]
IMHOTEP: Hakuna Mattata!
[EVY gasps in fright at those words.]
RICK: What did he say!
EVY: You don't want to know!
[IMHOTEP closes in more and the scene cuts.]
~Author's Note: More deleted scenes to come when I find out if you want more!