***Romeo, Juliet, and Trouble Scenes***

A HideHisa Fic…Summary: Hideyoshi is having difficulties with a certain part of the upcoming play…He recruits Akihisa for help…but is their more to Hideyoshi's request than meets the eye?

WARNING: Boy/Hideyoshi Love… I think that's referred to as a Hideyosexual relationship… not sure… also, Hideyoshi is slightly (only as I read it back did I think it was even remotely at all…) reminiscent of Shouko in parts… So I am truly sorry… Also…I think I made Himeji a little too okay with it… but all in all I'm proud of this… because I have yet to see a serious romantic fanfic about this paring in English…

Akihisa walked into the theater room and the first thing he saw was Hideyoshi in his costume… they had just finished a dress rehearsal and he thought it was best to stay in costume while waiting of Akihisa to show up… the costume was a violet and gold kimono that was the "Juliet" costume for their rendition of Romeo and Juliet and was causing Akihisa to gap at his friend in shock… true, Hideyoshi was cute in girls clothes… but this was a whole different level of wow factor for Hideyoshi…

"So you asked me here because…" he finally managed…

"Here are the lines I'm having trouble with… just read the lines opposite mine so I can get some extra practice… Okay?" said Hideyoshi shoving a script into Akihisa's hands.

"Yeah, sure…"

"I'm Juliet… so that makes you Romeo in this scene…"

"Oh-kay…"

"I'll start…" Hideyoshi cleared his throat and made his voice sound suspiciously like Himeji… "Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, which mannerly devotion shows in this, for saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, and palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss…"

Akihisa stared for a moment at the page before reading "Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?"

"Ay, Pilgram, lips that they must use in prayer…"

"O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do. Then pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair. "

"Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

"Then m-move not, while my prayer's effect I take." Akihisa stared at the page again… looking slightly panicked… "It-it says they kiss…" Akihisa made sure not to look Hideyoshi in the eyes… those bright, beautiful turquoise eyes.

"Is that a problem?" asked Hideyoshi, still using the Juliet voice that Akihisa still thought sounded like Himeji… "It's part of what I'm having a problem with…"

"No?"

"You don't sound to sure…" Hideyoshi stated…"Is it because I'm not busty like Himeji? Do you not find me attractive? Is that it? I'm not good enough for you to kiss?" (1)

"No that's not it! It's fine! Really! I just wanted to make sure you wanted me to act it out…"

"It's just a stage kiss… Nothing to get worked up about…" Hidyoshi said…His voice going back to normal… He cleared his throat and took a sip of water before returning to his Juliet voice. "It's not like it will mean anything…It's scripted…"

"Okay… so where should we start back up?"

"the two line before it should be good… I'll start again…"

"Okay…works for me…"

"Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take." Akihisa didn't know what took over him but he pulled Hideyoshi into that kiss like there was no tomorrow… it was only after Hideyoshi forced him -suprisingly reluctantly- away that Akihisa looked down and read the line, "Th-thus from my lips the sin that they have took…" while stuttering, still in shock from the fact that Hideyoshi had kissed him back, even if it was just a stage kiss...

"Then have my lips the sin they took…" Hideyoshi gave a coy look that Akihisa couldn't tell if it was an act or if he was really flirting...

"Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me again my sin. " Akihisa wasn't acting when he eagerly pulled Hideyoshi into the second kiss.

Hideyoshi opened his eyes in the middle of the practice kiss to see an unwelcomed audience of four in the open doorway… Needless to say, Mussolini would be killed if it meant getting the photographs he was taking…Shouko and Yuuji would have their tongues cut out if that was what it took to keep them quiet…and Yuuko…Well, lets just say that his twin was probably going to lose that perfect attendance record she bragged so much about… after all… you can't go to school when you're dead…

A/N:

(1) I really feel that I made Hideyoshi sound like Shouko when she's telling Yuuji "You are mine and Only mine" in that bit of dialogue… I feel awful about it too…

Me: Muahaha…Yuuko's going to get it! So, should I write a sequel to/more chapters of this? Is it good? Is anyone going to actually read it in the first place? We shall See… Also there was originally going to be an intro to this fic that shows Hideyoshi's reason for getting Akihisa's help…Should I edit that and add it back in?

Hideyoshi: I want you to delete this… I'm a guy…and I don't like Akihisa like that!

Akihisa: It's not that far fetched Hideyoshi!

Hideyoshi: But I sound like Shouko! Even Addiena Thinks so...

Yuuko: HideHisa's so KAWAII!

Me: I KNOW!

Hideyoshi: BUT I DON'T LIKE AKIHISA LIKE THAT!

Me: I'm Sorry, Yuuko and I are having our Evil Yaoi Fangirl Time… Leave a message at the KAWAII and We'll get back to you…

Yuuko and I: **After reading BanditWerewolf's HideHisa Fic "Chocolate Between Friends"** KAWAII!

Hideyoshi: This is wrong on so many levels I don't know where to begin….