1. Sharing a Holiday
Bunny was just painting an egg when Jack came up and hugged him randomly. "Happy Hug a Bunny Day!" Jack yelled as he flew away. Bunny grumbled before going back to painting his egg. That child...
2. How to be a Ghost
Stuffing the childs toy into a random humans mailbox, Jack waited in suspense for a certain someone to come along. "Don't step on me you fool!" He yelled at the innocent child through the walkie talkie. It jumped, looked around, and started to scream.
"Moooom! Our mailbox is haunted!"
3. Pineapples and Penguins don't go with each other
Let's just say... Tooth found that out the hard way.
4. Pants are a Party
Jack was wandering the Santoff Claussen being bored as usual when he found two large doors. Curious, he entered to find his eyes almost blinded by the amount of Christmas colors. The shower was going on in the bathroom, and Jack soon realised that he had stumbled into North's room. His eyes landed on the huge bedsheets on the bed, and then it dawned on him. It was North's pants.
Grinning, Jack quickly swiped the large pair of pants and exited the room.
North was surprised to find out later that Jack had managed to convince Bunny, Tooth, and Sandy into his pants and they still had room to add a few elves and yetis.
"Fine! I go on diet!"
5. Glasses
Jack found it hilarious when he came in during a meeting to find that Bunny had a pair of glasses on. Who knew the Kangaroo had poor eyesight? It didn't also help that they were old man glasses. Thick frames and a green tint.
"Oh rack off, you bloody show pony!"
Bolded words = Fangirl
Italicized= Slenderman
This is our first jointed book together. This is going to be full of crack, humor, fluff, and craziness. Maybe some OC's, maybe.
We got this idea from 333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart, and it was super funny! We are going to do that, but a hundred and eleven less... Because we honestly don't know where this is going.
We both have separate accounts, but go to our profile to check them out. I hate long A/N's, so we are just end this.
Thank you, and please review. I haven't posted something in a year, so I am counting this as my first with my friend. I don't like flames-
-And I am handy with knives-
-so please review and love! Thank you!
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