Potion me up biatch!
Chapter 1: be yu for a minute or two
So you know what Kanda's like when he's mad yeah? Well imagine this:
You are Yu Kanda; put yourself in his head for just a moment- try not to kill the next person that enters your cave. You wake up from a weird arse dream, earlier than you usually do, in fact a good hour and forty seven minutes earlier. It is still dark outside but you cannot trick yourself into falling asleep, you never can. So you get up and do the thing you always do when you are woken by your body alarm clock. Train. You head outside where it is biting cold and the air is still moist. The stupid wind whips at your hair, making you blink repetitively as it lashes at your face. Ignoring it, knowing you will be blinded later, you head off into the trees to find a hidden place to train. Like hell you're going to train in the designated training rooms, whether it's rain snow or shine.
Two hours later you wish you could take back those words as you step back into the stone hallway of the Black Order, soaked to the bone with water dripping onto your face. For a few minutes you stand there, just trying to calm yourself down, feeling the water turn icy cold on your skin. Breathe in breathe out. However, standing here trying to reign in your inner homicidal maniac, is what brings your doom as you hear that voice, worse than the Beansprout's. it's the one that is always forcefully higher in pitch, the one that uses your first name, the voice that always sounds so freaking jolly and care-free.
"Yu!!! I thought I'd find you here, whoa!" the fucking rabbit halts a few feet from you, cocking his head with a frown; "I guess it's raining outside huh?"
Your hair tie snaps.
So does your temper, your eye twitches once, twice, and then you're striding off in your sulky storm as per usual.
It's alright you don't have to be Yu Kanda anymore. This is where the good stuff comes but seriously, that was a bad morning; wouldn't you get pissed? Well guess what, it's only going to get worse.
Lavi watched his drench samurai-ninja boy walk off in a huff, only remembering his purpose a little too late. He blinked harshly and jumped into a run chasing after the Japanese teen crying out; "Yu wait! There's something important I have to tell you!" he could see the other male's back just a few meters away, he only had a little more to catch up, but already they were getting to close to Komui's office. He tried to run faster; "Kanda seriously stop!"
He was almost at Komui's office, in fact he could see a white haired Allen standing at the entrance, looking absolutely confused at the two older exorcists storming his way. As he saw Kanda glaring at him, soaked in all his godliness, he began to cower, backing away from the door and the dark haired man.
Lavi was almost upon Kanda now still calling out his name, in all his panic he was even using the other boy's last name; "Kanda! Stop! Stop!"
And he did.
Only; in stopping, did this create the whole tragedy, only we all know that he will blame everybody else. Several things happened at once so try to keep up.
Komui's office door slammed open, with the nut-bag scientist exploding out of it yelling something along the lines of; "I've done it!"
In throwing open the door he had knocked Allen who, in the process of falling to the ground, knocked the strange looking vile out of Komui's gloved hand. The vile flew up into the air, almost reaching the ceiling and Komui followed it's process with horrified and tear-filled eyes.
As Kanda stopped abruptly, Lavi tried valiantly to stop as well, but with flailing arms slipped on the water that Kanda had been dripping everywhere, knocking said wet person to the floor as he skidded right into him. Lavi had used Kanda to push himself back up, which is why the unsuspecting, stoic man of stone fell to the floor so easily. Lavi stumbled backwards, slipping once again on the water and backwards onto his gluteus maximus.
Kanda found himself almost face to face on top of the white haired exorcist who was still wincing from hitting his head on the floor.
Suddenly the Asian exorcist felt something heavy hit his head with a smash. Broken bits of glass fell to the floor around him and Allen, and as he and the younger boy stared into each other's wide eyes as he felt some icy cold liquid oozing down his head and neck, mixing with some warmer liquid, which; as it dripped scarlet onto the boy below him; he assumed to be blood.
With the impact of the glass-whatever falling onto his head, nothing seemed normal; his vision went slightly blurry, threatening to turn black, and his ears were ringing. He scrunched his eyes tightly, until the stinging sensation in the back of his head, resigned itself to a dull thud. Opening his eyes he found the Beansprout still looking at him; concerned. And he could all too suddenly hear the mad scientist screaming and shouting nonsense.
"Noooooo! My lovely invention!" he screamed with his gloved hands pressed tightly to his face as he squirmed and moved around dramatically; "all to waste! Ruined! Ruined I say! Whyy-yyyyy-yyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!"
Kanda rolled back onto his heels, crouching to look over his shoulder at the crazy man. Allen pulled his feet out from beneath the Asian but also remained on the floor. They both watched Komui with raised eyebrows; even Lavi was, a few feet away from them, enjoying the drama.
"I can't even remember how to make it! And wont even work on the heartless bastard" oh yes, Komui was pissed; "cause it has to be ingested! Ingested Kanda! Do you understand what that means?!?" he turned the still dripping exorcist; "that means it must be in your system and absorbed into your blood stream! Wait..." he immediately calmed as he peered at Kanda's neck; "is that blood?" he asked, stretching out a hand to touch the ruby liquid.
Kanda swatted away the hand with a growl; "yes its blood you idiot. Well done on successfully making me bleed. Now leave me alone."
He tried to stand, but he scientist suddenly, put his foot onto the exorcist's chest flooring him with an 'oof'.
"This is brilliant aha! Ahahahaha!" he laughed manically to the ceiling before grinning down at Kanda; "this is even better than if someone were to drink it. Excellent Kanda as you have now consumed my new potion; 'experiment 387' I would like to request your assistance in some examination processes."
"As if you've given me a fucking choice you fuck-tard!" he near screamed at the other man, shocking everyone present. Kanda seemed to be panicking, anyone would, it's just that Kanda wasn't really considered an 'anyone'. But this was a Komui Lee experiment here so god knows what would happen, especially since Komui said something like; 'I don't remember how to make it.' Earlier on. And yes Kanda was panicking; Komui could see it as he looked into the young adult's eyes, the dilated pupils giving him a feral look. But the Asian scientist didn't care, Kanda was now officially his lab rat.
"That's true..." he tapped his chin thoughtfully, "but I am giving you one choice."
Kanda growled darkly, but Komui continued unphased; "you either come willingly to my consultations, or" he leaned over menacingly; "we drag you there."
Kanda looked up at the older man, hating the world. Seriously he wished he could pull massacre on this damned order and then he would kill all those fucking Noahs who brought those fucking annoying Akuma into this godforsaken planet and in turn brought the fucking Black Order into existence in the first place, inevitably recruiting Kanda as a fucking exorcist where he has spent the most part of his fucking pathetic life. Curse it all.
He punched Komui in the shin, knocking the leg of his chest as the foolish scientist howled in pain. Kanda dusted himself off before turning to head to his room. He caught a glimpse of the Beansprout as he left and felt something stirring within him. They held eye contact momentarily before Kanda was disappearing around a corner.
As Allen followed the Japanese man with his eyes he heard Komui giggle behind him and turned in time to see the other man practically skip back into his office leaving Allen and Lavi to stare despairingly at one another.
"Uhh... what just happened?" Allen asked.
Lavi stood and walked over to help the younger exorcist to his feet, "well it's a long story... but i like to talk." he smiled as though everything was perfectly normal; "as a Bookman I was overseeing Komui and his work," Allen nodded his comprehension as they began to walk down the hall, "he told me he was making a potion to stop a certain someone from stalking Lenalee."
"Bak." Allen stated, still nodding his head. Lavi looked at him surprised.
"You knew about that?"
Allen looked at him with a very clear 'it was a little obvious' look on his face; "you didn't?"
Lavi blushed at that, he couldn't help but he had failed at life; it was his job to know everything; "hmm anyway. Komui was making a potion so that Bak would fall in love with anyone, like literally guy or girl; anyone other than Lenalee."
"Whoa." Allen didn't know what else to say.
"Komui just took over protective to a whole new level."
"I dunno," Allen thought out loud; "the Komurin series was pretty bad."
"Only cause they always had something against you." Lavi dead panned, looking at the shorter of the two with a raised eyebrow; "and that's beside the point! This one actually succeeded Allen! It succeeded!" he was shaking Allen by the shoulders now.
"Okay, okay! I get it!" he pushed the red head's vicious hands off of his skinny shoulders; "so why, exactly, were you chasing Kanda to Komui's office anyway?"
Lavi took a deep breath; "ok well you see I was overseeing Komui, like I said, and then as he was nearing completion and success I suddenly remembered that Kanda always walked passed Komui's office after training-"
"Why?"
"Cause then if Komui suddenly needs an exorcist at that time then he can just be there and wa-lah! He has a mission." He said matter o' factly, as though it was something so plain to see that even the dust on the floor several floors up knew this information.
"Are you like his stalker or something?" Allen leaned away, quirking an eyebrow.
"That's beside the point. Anyway, I found Kanda all soaked from the storm outside and I was momentarily distracted cause he looked like a homeless puppy or something. You have no idea how cute he was."
Allen looked away, mumbling; "no I seemed to have missed that."
Lavi continued uninterrupted; "but then he was walking away, you know how fast he can walk sometimes, so I chased after him. I just wanted to warn him of Komui because you know what Kanda's like when it comes to the supervisor's experiments," Allen nodded his head wisely, "and he was heading that way and I figured he go ape and you know how your stomach feels a little sick and stuff and you feel like you have to do something or something."
Allen frowned at this, with Lavi being all bubbly all the time one seemed to forget that the teen wasn't meant to feel, and therefore wasn't quite accustomed to it.
"Well it's alright; it doesn't seem to have worked anyway." Allen shrugged his shoulders and headed over to the cafeteria line to get some breakfast. Lavi had asked Allen why he was at the office that morning and Allen replied that he just needed to tell the supervisor that he required another day to finish his reports.
"Hey sweetie!" a lively pink haired man leaned over the bench, his smile twinkling at Allen.
"Good morning Jerry! How are you?"
"Oh I'm lovely thanks, hope everything's alright."
"Splendid." Allen smiled back before ordering his buffet breakfast for one. Lavi always loved watching Allen order is food; the kid seemed to have the menu memorised. Not that it would serve a problem if he didn't since Jerry would cook anything and everything for anyone and everyone.
Once the boys had their breakfasts they sat at the table with a smiling Lenalee Lee.
"Hey guys," the Chinese girl smiled up from her small breakfast.
Allen dropped himself onto the seat opposite to her and smiled back, over his mountain of food; "Good morning Lenalee!"
"Hey Lady Lee." Lavi said as he dropped into the seat next to her as Allen took up the other half of the table.
"Anyone got a mission soon?" Lavi started the conversation, making Allen look up with some food crumbs on his chin.
"I think I have one in two days." He smiled, waving a dango stick around.
Lenalee just shook her head; she hated speaking with her mouth full. But after swallowing she acknowledged an observation; "Kanda's usually here by now. How odd."
"Oh he had a bit of a run in with your brother." Lavi added before taking a bite of his egg and bacon burger.
Lena tilted her head to the side, "oh. Does that mean he's going to be grumpy today?"
Allen snorted, managing to not hit the other two exorcists with his chewed up breakfast. For which Lavi and Lenalee were grateful.
"When is he not grumpy?" Allen choked out making the Chinese girl frown slightly.
"Well," Lavi interjected; "he's supposed to be all lovey dovey today and you know... dancing around with flowers."
Lenalee looked at Lavi as though he had just said that the Black Order as a whole was joining the circus to help serve slave trade throughout the world and that Allen was the number one sex slave and so they were on top of the list for making money through the business. Did you get that?
"Huh?"
And Allen and Lavi, Lavi mostly, told the young Lee the tale of the morning, finishing with an explanation on how the potion was supposed to work. Lenalee looked down darkly getting rather mad, but she just shook her head, "oh brother, what is he doing?!"
Allen tried to console her, putting down his food and reaching for her hands across the table; "It's alright though, it doesn't seem to be working. I promise when he comes down here he'll be- oh look there he is!" and sure enough there was Kanda at the entrance to the food hall glaring at all the people he saw, he seemed to be fairly normal, "see look! The stupid glare is still glued on his idiotic face. The potion didn't work."
As if he could hear them talking about him the Japanese exorcist suddenly locked eyes with Allen and smirked a little before storming straight through the cafeteria and straight towards him. Allen flinched away from Lenalee with an 'eep and tried to make him as small as possible as the scary I-wish-this-was-a-mere-hallucination Kanda came ever closer to him.
"What'd I do?" he squeaked.
"I dunno but I really think you should run" Lavi spoke through the corner of his lips as he also leaned back into Lenalee in fear. Even she seemed to pale a little at the figure.
Suddenly he was at the table and he pushed everything that was on top straight to the floor with a loud crash, making Allen scream a little and successfully catching the attention of all the people in the large room, Jerry had stopped frying a pancake to see what the fuss was.
Kanda leaned straight into Allen's ear whispering delicately; "good morning" before he wrapped his arms around the smaller boy like cuddling a bear and lifted him off the bench. He sat him on the end of the table, Allen was a tomato head at this point; even his hair was looking a little pinkish. And he didn't know what to do, he couldn't tell what was happening, was Kanda about to kill him? Or rape him? Or both for that matter. Suddenly a large warm hand was pressing into his lower back, another one at the back of his head, directing him forwards. Kanda was smiling at him, Allen looked at those lips, slightly pursed, then back into the older exorcist's eyes. Kanda seemed to pause for a moment, and Allen, truly thinking that was all it was going to be, let out a quick breath. But that was Kanda's opportunity, the Asian brought the younger boy's lips to his own, Allen's mouth still parted from breathing left a vacancy with which Kanda's tongue was all to eager to fill.
Allen stiffened in the strong grip, his eyes were wide and staring into Kanda's which still seemed to be smiling. He couldn't hear anything, as his blood pumped to his face, all he could see was Kanda and those sapphire eyes, staring at him. The warmth on his lips wasn't entirely unpleasant, he'd admit that. But this was Kanda? Like what the fuck?! When the older male finally released him, though lips only, and Allen was pulled tightly and protectively into Kanda's chest he heard Lavi squeak out;
"I think the potion's working"
End chapter one
A/N can you believe that this is the shit that I come up with when I'm in a shitty mood?!?! Anyway, I was hoping for it to be a oneshot, but now I thing it will be a three shot cause I can do a bit with it. Also cause (I dunno if I can say this but...) I really liked that ending up there! It even left me laughing manically XD
Oh and for my frequent readers sorry for not updating other stories, not long now; I have started the next chapters of 'to sir, with love' and 'new faces....' yes you read that correctly. I haven't forgotten about it and its coming! Thankyou for reading a new chapter shall arise soooooon if I survive exams that is.
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