Main Character: Tenten
Summary: In which Tenten is confused. "Wait, how do your boobs hurting have anything to do with you being on your period?" The girls were silent. "There's a guy standing right behind me, isn't there?"

Note: This is an anthology based on a real life story because my friends and I suck. And, there's actually more where this came from. Prepare for an Update of Lame in a few days. Sadly. Anyway, this was ready to be posted on my birthday... I just didn't get around to it.
Disclaimer: no I don't own Naruto. If I did, the last few chapters would not have happened.

That's What Girls Do

01. Of PMS and Milk Shakes

By PiscesHateScorpio

"I wish I had boobs like Hinata."

Tenten choked on her banana milkshake and stared across the table at Ino in shock. It's way too early for this, the brunette teen thought, shaking her head.

And, it was too early. At eight in the morning, Ino, Sakura and Hinata had kidnapped a sleeping Tenten from her apartment to drag her along on a shopping trip. Half an hour later, they were sitting inside an ice cream shop, drinking milkshakes, eating pancakes and watching people walk past the shop.

Tenten looked over at Sakura in a desperate attempt to find someone sane in the group -who wasn't nearly fainting from blushing so much- but was disappointed when she found the pinkette nodding in agreement.

"Yeah," Sakura started, eying Hinata's chest. "I mean, look at them, they're so big and perk-"

"I'm still drinking my milkshake here!" Tenten interrupted, noting the deep scarlet flush -a near sign of fainting- on Hinata's face. Ino and Sakura paused and shot sympathetic glances at Tenten, misunderstanding her outburst.

"Oh, don't worry, Tenten," Ino began, sympathy in her sparkling blue eyes. "You have nice boobs to."

A blush etched itself onto Tenten's scowling face.

"I didn't mean it like that! I meant shut up! I want to drink my milkshake without talking about boobs. Or anything like that."

"Oh," Ino said, her mouth in an 'o' shape. The girls were silent for a minute, staring awkwardly at anything but each other, slurping their milkshakes. "Well, that was a good milkshake! I think I'll have another."

Tenten opened her mouth to say something, but closed it quickly. No way would she get on Ino's bad side today. Tenten knew exactly what the date was.

Sakura, on the other hand, had either forgotten the date, or just really didn't care.

"Jeez, Pig!" she exclaimed, laughing. "Didn't you just have two?"

Ino glared at Sakura as she called the waiter over.

"I'm on my period," she hissed at Sakura, ignoring Tenten's shriek of 'What did I just tell you?' and Hinata spluttering. "And my boobs hurt. Lay off, bitch."

"Wait, how do your boobs hurting have anything to do with you being on your period?" Tenten asked, blinking. The girls were all staring at a spot behind Tenten. "Wait… I think I get it! Your boobs hurt when you're PMS-ing, right?" The girls were silent, still staring at the spot behind Tenten wide-eyed. Sakura glanced between Tenten and the spot desperately trying to get Tenten to notice that someone was behind her. After a few seconds Tenten understood. "Oh. There's a guy standing right behind me, isn't there?"

Tenten turned in her spot and came face to face with a traumatized Naruto.

"Oh, hey, Naruto," she said, smiling sheepishly, hand rubbing the back of her neck. After noting the notebook in his hands, she added in a surprised tone, "You work here?" When Naruto didn't respond – a feat for him – she placed a hand on his forehead. "Naruto? Are you okay?"

Said boy stared at the girl, mouth opened and eyes wide, reminding her of a fish. All of a sudden, he started to back away from Tenten and, when he was about a 3 feet away, he turned away from the girls and slowly walked away.

Tenten and Hinata watched in shock as Naruto walked off while Sakura and Ino laughed from behind her.

"Did you see her face?" Ino laughed, pointing at Tenten.

"Did you see his face?" Sakura sniggered . "Psh, serves him right. This is karma biting his ass because he keeps trying to peep on girls in the change rooms at school."

Tenten glared at Sakura and Ino as she snapped her fingers in front of Hinata.

"We will never speak of this. Ever."

Sakura and Ino rolled their eyes at Tenten and, after making sure Hinata wasn't going to faint on them, they all lapsed into another awkward silence.

After a few moments, Ino looked up at Naruto's slow retreating form with comprehension in her eyes.

"Naruto, you idiot!" she hollered, grabbing the attention of everyone in the ice cream shop. "You didn't take my order. I want a chocolate milk shake!"