This is basically a drabble series on how stupid the wizarding world is at times. Harry will basically comment on everything that is wrong (which is actually me since I am the author...but moving on). Yes, and I will have the occasional LunaXHarry because that is my favorite pairing, and TonksXHarry as well.
Harry's take on...
Houses
"Potter, Harry!" Professor McGonagall said.
Harry stepped up to the stool and put the house on. "Do you really have to sort me?" Harry sighed inside his head.
"Yes, but why don't you want to be sorted?" The hat said back.
"Because the whole idea of houses is stupid. Everyone just judges you based on a house, not to mention, one house is cut off and shunned by everyone else. What did they think honestly would happen? Of course people would go dark if others wouldn't even give them a chance. Honestly, what is the point of arguing?" Harry said.
"You remind me of Hufflepuff. She was always trying to get the other founders to get along. Plus she was scary. She was like a mother to everyone, and mothers can be downright scary when they want to be. She always helped Godric and Salazar see reason somehow, and that was amazing since Godric was a hot head and Salazar could hold a grudge for forever."
"Is Hufflepuff accepting?" Harry asked.
"Yes, the most accepting house there is. People undervalue it. If you want people to see reason, Hufflepuff is your best bet." The hat answered.
"Isn't reason Ravenclaw's thing?" Harry asked.
"You would think so but most Ravenclaws seem to think they are better than everyone else with their knowledge. If you ask me, they are more exclusive than Slytherin. So, Hufflepuff it is, then?" Harry mentally nodded.
"Hufflepuff!" The hat shouted.
Harry walked over to the Hufflepuff table, right next to a girl with bubblegum pink hair. "What a surprise! Welcome to Hufflepuff!" She cheerfully said. "Oh, and I am the Head Girl this year. My name is Nymphadora Tonks, but I like to go by Tonks. If you call me Nymphadora, I would have to kill you. Honestly, I don't know what my mother was thinking when she was naming me. Maybe she was high on pain killers." Harry laughed. "So, what sent you to Hufflepuff?"
"Honestly?" Harry asked. Tonks nodded. "I wanted the most accepting house. I don't see why the houses matter so much. What is the point of hating someone because of their house?"
"I know, right?" Tonks understood. He liked this girl. "My dad was in Ravenclaw and my mother was in Slytherin. Annoying people tried to get them to break up because my mother came from a dark family and was in Slytherin, but she was alright. Mostly it was because she was a Slytherin, and the rest of the school hates the house for some reason. Anyway, they didn't break up and I am here. It's so good to have a kindred soul!"
"I know; is it just me, or is the wizarding world illogical?" Harry asked.
"You don't know the start of it." Tonks grumbled. "Just look at the government."